Last person alive

[Wossi]

Slightly depressing thread ahead.

Imagine you were (possibly) the only person left alive apart from a bunch of vampires just like I am Legend, what would you do?

Me, I'd drive to work as it's the middle of nowhere pretty much, build a big sturdy fence all around it, knock down the houses nearby and fit metal shutters/bars on all the windows for security.
Nip down the road to the local Land Rover garage and grab a couple of them then drive to the local army barracks and see what weapons and ammo I can pilfer.
I'd then transform my works building into somewhere liveable including a fully working gym and cinema room with plenty of cold storage for all the perishable food I can get hold off and for the hell of it, grab a transit van and fill it with whatever I can from Amazon's main warehouse.

There's probably more that would need doing but that's the main lot.

[Belmit]

Climb Nelson's Column and fap like mad.

Then something sensible involving a secure bunker, stockpiling food and weaponry, and learning how to fly a 'copter.

[BBx]

I don't like thinking about stuff like that - that film gave me nightmares for weeks

BB x

[Justsomebloke]

To much to list.

Basically drive down South get a decent Yacht then sale off to somewhere that has Weed plantations.
On the way I'd pick up owt I fancied like some tunes & a decent looking mannequin

[Wossi]

Oh I did forget to say I would own the largest collection of porn ever.

[Belmit]

If you're the only person alive, one mag would be the largest collection!

[Justsomebloke]

And you'd have the Biggest knob in the World an all

[Belmit]

The biggest gun but nowt to fire at. 'Tis a bitter irony.

[Dee]

I can barely cook for myself, so I would be dead within a week.

[Desmo]

I'd drive from town to town, living in the local supermarket. No need to go shopping then Get some camping equipment and cook where you are. Make sure I've got loads of petrol along with spare jerry cans and away I go, on to the next town. As with most men, I'd fap lots too.