BMW Fanboyism strikes again?

[mejinks]

I went down to the auctions tonight to cheer myself up and instead of bidding on a cheap diesel, I stuck my hand up on a E39 535 Bit of an impulse buy, but it was gorgeous and had service history, full leather, air con, cruise control and looked lovely. Now Im waiting to hear if my provisional bid is accepted. If it is, I will have a bargain V8.

Then I have to sell Sarah

Go on, tell me what a bad driver I am and all the other BMW stereotypes

Oh and I checked, it does have fully functional indicators and goes something rapid.