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27-08-2007, 18:11
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Random Scarey and Somewhat Disturbing Thoughts.
My brain thoughts yester when painting:
Me: *some random choon* "hmMMmMHmmmMMMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMhm hm hm hmMM hMhm hm hmMMMm" Brain: "belly feels bloated" Me: *wibbles and looks at belly... sticks it out as far as poss with hands behind butt and looks in mirror* "mmf mff MmmMMF... MMFY MMMFY MMF" *swings backwards and forwards* "MmF mMMF MMFF" Brain: "hehehehe... I look PREGGERS" Me: *shoves towel up belly* Brain: "doobie doo preggy preggy" Me: *Wibbles and jiggles some more* "Wibble wibbley wibbley me hehehe" Brain: "I wouldn't want to be pregnant... things bad happen like piles and tearing and things" Me: *looks in the mirror... frowns at fake preggers belly... pops it out from t-shirt* "POP" Brain: "heh... that's kinda how I was born... *POP*... hehehe" Me: *looks at towel* Brain: "OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN UP MY MUMS FOOF AND POPPED OUT OF IT" Me:"WAAAAAAAGH" *looks disgusted at herself in the mirror, throws towel down on the floor and backs away* I think I managed to scar myself 
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27-08-2007, 18:20
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ex SAS
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Location: JO01ou
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[yell]
Men with white coats, in here please! [/yell] 
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27-08-2007, 18:32
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Goes up to 11!
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Pheebs, erm, er, erm ...... *runs* |
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27-08-2007, 18:42
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Lara Croft
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
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Aww bless *pats Pheebs on the head*
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27-08-2007, 18:59
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Wants Big Meat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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LOL!
*hugs*
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27-08-2007, 19:01
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Survivor
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent
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I'll have two of whatever you've been having please Pheebs
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27-08-2007, 19:14
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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errrm... Ok.....
Its good to get these thoughts out instead of bottling them up apparently. (thats what my psychiatrist said anyway)
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27-08-2007, 19:23
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Moonshine
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Chelmsford, innit!
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/me backs away smiling, whilst looking for a strait jacket...
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27-08-2007, 19:59
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Screaming Orgasm
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newbury
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/me wonders what must have been going through Pheebs' brain after eight days of sleep deprivation.
On second thoughts, maybe I don't want to know.
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27-08-2007, 20:27
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Oh come off it people! You all think like this too, I have no doubt, you just don't admit it or realise!! Listen to yourself next time you're just sat there randomly thinking! I canny be the only one who has sporadic thoughts like so!
It's like the whole "willy" thing? When you're just stood there in a crowd of people and think "CHRIST... I'm stood in between a load of willies... like... literally!" That happened to me at the cottage meet. I had to leave the room pronto as I started staring at peoples crotches 
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