Sex In Public. - Page 4

Von Smallhausen · 05-09-2007, 18:48

The other day I was in the station climbing the EU paperwork mountain when a call came in for me to attend the town centre as a couple had been spotted having sex. Being fortuitous and duty bound, I decided I had to go. The sergeant came with me.

On arrival, I was directed to an alleyway by some smirking members of the public and looked to see a lad sitting down on a wall with a lass striding him and giving it six nowt. The lass looks down the alleyway, sees me and the sergeant and this clearly shocked her as she proceeded to ........ do nothing and continue to bounce.

I walk over and say .... ' I think thats enough, don't you ? ', the lass gets up and off and tries to get dressed but as she is pissed up she struggles. The lad says to me .... can we not have some privacy while she's getting ready, to which I point out that they are not in an enclosed boudoir and are in fact having sex in public which can be frowned upon. He nods a fair enough. I look down at the floor and it is littered with broken glass and for a second I forget that I am a rozzer and on duty ...... I say to the lass while pointing at the glass.

Flowaa, it's lucky you weren't doggy style .... oops.

She just nods agreement and they both have words of advice before scampering off.

Maybe I am just a prude.

05-09-2007, 18:48	#1
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Sex In Public. The other day I was in the station climbing the EU paperwork mountain when a call came in for me to attend the town centre as a couple had been spotted having sex. Being fortuitous and duty bound, I decided I had to go. The sergeant came with me. On arrival, I was directed to an alleyway by some smirking members of the public and looked to see a lad sitting down on a wall with a lass striding him and giving it six nowt. The lass looks down the alleyway, sees me and the sergeant and this clearly shocked her as she proceeded to ........ do nothing and continue to bounce. I walk over and say .... ' I think thats enough, don't you ? ', the lass gets up and off and tries to get dressed but as she is pissed up she struggles. The lad says to me .... can we not have some privacy while she's getting ready, to which I point out that they are not in an enclosed boudoir and are in fact having sex in public which can be frowned upon. He nods a fair enough. I look down at the floor and it is littered with broken glass and for a second I forget that I am a rozzer and on duty ...... I say to the lass while pointing at the glass. Flowaa, it's lucky you weren't doggy style .... oops. She just nods agreement and they both have words of advice before scampering off. Maybe I am just a prude. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983. Last edited by Von Smallhausen; 05-09-2007 at 19:05.