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Old 21-01-2008, 14:03   #1
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So I had a meeting with 2 students on Saturday. Lovely girls, possibly smaller than Piggy too which looks hilarious when stood next to me. They are doing a degree in Media Production and as such have to produce a film for their final year. The film is going to be about.... me. They're going to stalk me for an afternoon with a camera and film me in "action". My god I'm scared. Its going to be a film about me standing there going "Um... er...." and falling off things. People only see the end result of a photo shoot with me. They don't see all the calamity and fear behind the scenes I honestly have no idea what I'm doing. I'm going to end up looking like a right tit. How interesting is it going to be watching a guy point a camera at something, stand still then walk off. Its going to be rubbish. I'm sure the girls would produce a great film if they had a great subject to shoot, but they only have me. Why did they chose me?! I'm honored n all, but just so scared. On my last studio photo shoot I told a model to imagine a cock ring with a large diamond in. Most people have a voice in their head saying "Nooooooooooo!" to things like that. I don't I wonder if I can hire a stunt double. As scared as I am I have to do it because if theres a slight chance of it being good it'll be good. Can't say no, can't let fear win. I can let fear terrorize me for the next 5 days though OH GOD!
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Old 21-01-2008, 14:04   #2
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Cool I want to see the final film
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Too bloody right - you'll do great. You've been interviewed and filmed before ('eighthundred') and you were fine then - certainly one hell of a lot braver than me anyway. I'd run a mile at the thought (cameras still scare me).
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Cool I want to see the final film
Oh god no Its just going to be me completely clueless on the streets of Liverpool to arty music. I suppose it'll capture the horror nicely
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Hehe you'll have your own theme music like Peter did in Family Guy
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Old 21-01-2008, 14:16   #9
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Too bloody right - you'll do great. You've been interviewed and filmed before ('eighthundred') and you were fine then - certainly one hell of a lot braver than me anyway. I'd run a mile at the thought (cameras still scare me).
That was completely out the blue. This time I have a week of fear to enjoy before turning up and dying on 8mm film I hate having my photo taken, let alone god knows how much footage of video! Hahaha oh dear, just remembering the last time I was "filmed" I was easily distracted by nipples. "Oooh nipples." you hear me say.

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Haha. I wonder if they'll have flashback sequences, like that time I...
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Oh god no Its just going to be me completely clueless on the streets of Liverpool to arty music. I suppose it'll capture the horror nicely
Is there a chance you can set up a proper shoot and have them film you doing that? If you can get into the frame of mind where there's enough going on for you to be focussed on the photography and forget the camera is there then it'll not only make you more relaxed but it'll also make for a better film.
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