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06-05-2008, 11:30
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Sofa Boy
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Wield of the Shire
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Aussie joke
An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands .
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia . " Melbourne ", he tells her. So am I. What suburb?" she enquires. "Glen Iris" he replies. "That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?" "Cameo Street " he replies. "This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering; What number?" "Number 20", he replies. She is totally astonished. "You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you" Moral of the story: He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian. |
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06-05-2008, 11:36
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Long Island Iced Tea
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dude. ouch.
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06-05-2008, 12:01
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Sofa Boy
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Ah c'mon, its worth a courtesy chuckle!
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06-05-2008, 12:05
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I iz speshul
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 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |
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06-05-2008, 12:07
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Lara Croft
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LOL !!
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06-05-2008, 13:07
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I giggled
 Nice new twist to an old tale!
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06-05-2008, 17:09
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Definately worth a laugh...
I was just taking it over seriously and thinking...DUDE that poor girl... that SUCKS and then I remembered it was a joke. Yeah. I'm a little slow sometimes. |
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06-05-2008, 19:02
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Cranham, Upminster, Essex
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06-05-2008, 22:51
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Southampton
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I like. That poor father............
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07-05-2008, 00:12
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