Things that just aren't Cricket!!

Admiral Huddy · 18-07-2008, 15:22

It's a bit hrash really when you think "Lisp" has a "Sssspp" in and "Dyslexia" in probably one of the hardest words to spell taking into account the condition..

Anything else?

Von Smallhausen · 18-07-2008, 15:27

Heamorroids.

Why not call them assteroids ?

Belmit · 18-07-2008, 15:28

Why is abbreviation such a long word?!

Tak · 18-07-2008, 15:33

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Where is Jeopardy and why do they always hold peace talks there?

Tak · 18-07-2008, 15:38

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Flibster · 18-07-2008, 15:40

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Originally Posted by Flibster

Why do supermarkets put a use by date on sour cream?

Why do you get more mercury when you buy a thermometer in the summer?

What does occasional furniture do the rest of the time?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there only one word for thesaurus?

Why are wrong numbers never engaged?

How do hens know the size of egg cups?

What happens to your lap when you stand up?

Why do people who snore always go to sleep first? *Tak, Mic, Belmit, Garp and the other half know this one...

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If a german shepherd is a dog, what do you call a german shepherd?

If you drive at the speed of light, do your headlights go out?

Why did the first sword swallower do it?

When god designed the human body, why did he put the ignition so near the exhaust?

Why does flammable mean the same as inflammable?

Feek · 18-07-2008, 16:07

Who do the people who work at ACAS go to when they have a pay dispute?

Belmit · 18-07-2008, 17:56

Why is midget porn on such a high shelf?

SCM · 18-07-2008, 18:17

Child proof lids on medicine which are adult proof.

Jonny69 · 18-07-2008, 18:23

A vegetarian eats vegetables so what does a humanitarian eat?

If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, then why practice?

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Originally Posted by Belmit

Why is midget porn on such a high shelf?

Dude, never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties - It's not big and it's not clever.

18-07-2008, 15:22	#1
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Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Heamorroids. Why not call them assteroids ? __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983. Last edited by Von Smallhausen; 18-07-2008 at 15:38.

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Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Why is abbreviation such a long word?! __________________

18-07-2008, 15:33	#4
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	Why is there only one monopolies commission? What is an occasional table the rest of the time? Where is Jeopardy and why do they always hold peace talks there? __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

18-07-2008, 15:38	#5
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

18-07-2008, 16:07	#7
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Who do the people who work at ACAS go to when they have a pay dispute? __________________

18-07-2008, 17:56	#8
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Why is midget porn on such a high shelf? __________________

18-07-2008, 18:17	#9
SCM As endorsed by Mr Black Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hell/Scotland take your pick Posts: 443	Child proof lids on medicine which are adult proof. __________________ The sun is rising The screams have gone Too many have fallen Few still stand tall Is this the ending of what we've begun? Will we remember what we've done wrong?