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Old 30-09-2008, 21:32   #1
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Tombola. Its the only way.
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Old 30-09-2008, 21:52   #2
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Well not women really but my love life? This might not sound like a "problem" and everyone's going to say it could be worse etc... but it's proving to be crap right now...

Anyone else suffered/ing from this?
Like buses? What is the problem? You have to pay to get a ride?
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Old 30-09-2008, 22:04   #3
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Like buses? What is the problem? You have to pay to get a ride?
I wanted that line. I tried to work on something about having a bus pass and getting discounts, and OAPs getting to sit down first, but it didn't come together.
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Old 30-09-2008, 22:06   #4
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I wanted that line. I tried to work on something about having a bus pass and getting discounts, and OAPs getting to sit down first, but it didn't come together.
OAPs free after 9:30?
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Old 30-09-2008, 22:04   #6
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If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
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Old 30-09-2008, 22:41   #7
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If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
So sayeth the oracle. Amen.
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:03   #8
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it's not about the grass being greener, its about grass
Alex please, please, please tell me you aren't about to go with the immortal line of "if there's grass on the wicket....". I've already jokingly warned a mate about that earlier tonight and the legal problems that may ensue - if you're still under 24 and have reason to suspect she is over the legal age then disregard this advice as you've got a ready made excuse in Scots Law. My only advice can be to go for the girl that feels best and you can interpret that any way you want.

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A true romatic there Mr Feek, I doff my hat to you sir.
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:06   #9
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If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
Bangers!? Are you Gok Wan in disguise?
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:21   #10
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Bangers!? Are you Gok Wan in disguise?
Thats exactly what I thought
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