I never thought the day would come...

Pheebs · 08-10-2008, 18:05

.... when I would be showing my arse off to Daniel Craig.

Well someone was listening to my prayers last night.

About an hour ago I was led in a ravishing pose on a bed and was informed by Daniel Craig that I have "a-cute" bum whilst I wiggled it at him, trying desperately not to break wind.

NB. The way in which "a-cute" was used may have infact been in medical terms... but for now we will presume it was meant as above.

bam · 08-10-2008, 18:07

How? How could you possibly end up in the situation that you're on a bed wiggling your backside at Daniel Craig? The mind boggles.

divine · 08-10-2008, 18:07

o_O

leowyatt · 08-10-2008, 18:13

I assume it went well then

Pheebs · 08-10-2008, 18:17

Heeeheeehehehe! I may shed some more light later on our delightful encounter, but right now I need to recover from the rod prodding I received from Daniel Craig and get my trembling body into a hot bubble bath

Mark · 08-10-2008, 18:22

Ah yes, the casual dropping of namesakes to cause hilarity, innuendo, and general chaos. I approve of this thread.

petemc · 08-10-2008, 19:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by divine

o_O

Agreed.

Feek · 08-10-2008, 19:15

Doctor Daniel Craig the proctologist?

Kell_ee001 · 08-10-2008, 19:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by petemc

Agreed.

... but slightly askew?

Pheebs · 08-10-2008, 19:38

Yes, as you've probably guessed, sadly for me it wasn't *the* Daniel Craig. As much as I hoped prior to the wonderful meeting, Daniel Craig was not the gorgeous beast from James Bond, but a short, chubby and somewhat joyful surgeon

As another little filler to the whole puzzle of above - I am enduring a rather painful time at the moment with.. erm... how to put this nicely... erm... ah screw it... I've got a huge tear up my bum and it's not healing

An "acute" anal fissure if you would that looks like "someone has taken a butter knife and dragged it down the inside of your bum.... twice". Daniel Craig had such a pleasant way of putting these things!

And no... before anyone asks... it's nothing to do with Picky

So... I am scheduled for surgery a week on Monday. If anyone plans on seeing me at any point this week I will be donning a cowboy hat and pretending to be John Wayne so no one gets sussed at my dodgy walk thereafter.

But yay! At least I can say I've met Daniel Craig

08-10-2008, 18:05	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	I never thought the day would come... .... when I would be showing my arse off to Daniel Craig. Well someone was listening to my prayers last night. About an hour ago I was led in a ravishing pose on a bed and was informed by Daniel Craig that I have "a-cute" bum whilst I wiggled it at him, trying desperately not to break wind. NB. The way in which "a-cute" was used may have infact been in medical terms... but for now we will presume it was meant as above. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

08-10-2008, 18:07	#2
bam Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 106	How? How could you possibly end up in the situation that you're on a bed wiggling your backside at Daniel Craig? The mind boggles. __________________ Oderint Dum Metuant

08-10-2008, 18:07	#3
divine Moonshine Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Southampton Posts: 3,201	o_O __________________

08-10-2008, 18:13	#4
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	I assume it went well then __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

08-10-2008, 18:17	#5
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Heeeheeehehehe! I may shed some more light later on our delightful encounter, but right now I need to recover from the rod prodding I received from Daniel Craig and get my trembling body into a hot bubble bath __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

08-10-2008, 18:22	#6
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Ah yes, the casual dropping of namesakes to cause hilarity, innuendo, and general chaos. I approve of this thread.

08-10-2008, 19:15	#8
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Doctor Daniel Craig the proctologist? __________________

08-10-2008, 19:38	#10
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Yes, as you've probably guessed, sadly for me it wasn't the Daniel Craig. As much as I hoped prior to the wonderful meeting, Daniel Craig was not the gorgeous beast from James Bond, but a short, chubby and somewhat joyful surgeon As another little filler to the whole puzzle of above - I am enduring a rather painful time at the moment with.. erm... how to put this nicely... erm... ah screw it... I've got a huge tear up my bum and it's not healing An "acute" anal fissure if you would that looks like "someone has taken a butter knife and dragged it down the inside of your bum.... twice". Daniel Craig had such a pleasant way of putting these things! And no... before anyone asks... it's nothing to do with Picky So... I am scheduled for surgery a week on Monday. If anyone plans on seeing me at any point this week I will be donning a cowboy hat and pretending to be John Wayne so no one gets sussed at my dodgy walk thereafter. But yay! At least I can say I've met Daniel Craig __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk