** Speaking from experience!!! ** - Page 11

Roberta · 21-10-2008, 10:16

Gonundroppedit and Itsborkednow.

Pebs · 21-10-2008, 21:57

On a shift night out, don't tell your boss '**ck you you egotistical tw*t'.
I predict a future of tray checks and scene pres!!!

Stan_Lite · 22-10-2008, 12:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

On a shift night out, don't tell your boss '**ck you you egotistical tw*t'.
I predict a future of tray checks and scene pres!!!

Or, on a works Christmas night out, enquire as to the whereabouts of your boss by saying "Where is the big, useless c**t anyway?", without looking behind you first

MarcLister · 22-10-2008, 22:27

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Originally Posted by Bigstan

Or, on a works Christmas night out, enquire as to the whereabouts of your boss by saying "Where is the big, useless c**t anyway?", without looking behind you first

The important thing is, did you find him in the end?

Pumpkinstew · 22-10-2008, 10:10

In my experience it is advisable never to:

1. Get distracted by football scores in the company of a woman

2. Pick a fight with a drunken sheep shearer on their first night off station. They have drunken friends close by and hold a grudge.

3. Kiss a friend, her best friend and your girlfriend on the same eveing. In full view of one another.

4. Call someone a 'stupid, cheating *****' when you are trapped at the bottom of a ruck and have only one arm free.

5. Accidentally use your employers nick name to his face. Sorry, Penfold.

Gnat · 22-10-2008, 12:20

stubbornness is a rubbish idea.
It is even worse when being stubborn with someone who is equally as stubborn.

Darryn · 22-10-2008, 22:39

If working on a Lathe and someone says dont touch that... DONT
If working on a Milling Machine and someone says dont touch that... DONT
If working on nights and everyone else is asleep, dont set off the fire alarm.
If a guy blatantly tries to ram you off the road when you overtake him, DONT drop anchor, block the road, get out of the car and proceed to kick the his drivers door, the police will see it all.

Dee · 24-10-2008, 10:33

Never leave studio equipment, softboxes, lights and a camera in your bedroom when the builders come over to check a leak in the bathroom.

Cant believe I left this out the first time.

Greenlizard0 · 24-10-2008, 18:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee

Never leave studio equipment, softboxes, lights and a camera in your bedroom when the builders come over to check a leak in the bathroom.

Cant believe I left this out the first time.

Ouch mate, I take it you were burgled fairly soon afterwards?

SidewinderINC · 24-10-2008, 20:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenlizard0

Ouch mate, I take it you were burgled fairly soon afterwards?

Or they thought she was a porn star

I hope it's that answer, for the sake of not being burgled.

21-10-2008, 21:57	#2
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22-10-2008, 10:10	#5
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	In my experience it is advisable never to: 1. Get distracted by football scores in the company of a woman 2. Pick a fight with a drunken sheep shearer on their first night off station. They have drunken friends close by and hold a grudge. 3. Kiss a friend, her best friend and your girlfriend on the same eveing. In full view of one another. 4. Call someone a 'stupid, cheating ***' when you are trapped at the bottom of a ruck and have only one arm free. 5. Accidentally use your employers nick name to his face. Sorry, Penfold. __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.**

22-10-2008, 12:20	#6
Gnat BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 500	stubbornness is a rubbish idea. It is even worse when being stubborn with someone who is equally as stubborn. __________________ words are more treacherous and powerful than we think

22-10-2008, 22:39	#7
Darryn Loves his cars more than his friends Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Colne, Lancashire Posts: 108	If working on a Lathe and someone says dont touch that... DONT If working on a Milling Machine and someone says dont touch that... DONT If working on nights and everyone else is asleep, dont set off the fire alarm. If a guy blatantly tries to ram you off the road when you overtake him, DONT drop anchor, block the road, get out of the car and proceed to kick the his drivers door, the police will see it all. __________________ My Flickr

21-10-2008, 10:16	#1
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Gonundroppedit and Itsborkednow.

24-10-2008, 10:33	#8
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Never leave studio equipment, softboxes, lights and a camera in your bedroom when the builders come over to check a leak in the bathroom. Cant believe I left this out the first time.