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Old 14-01-2009, 08:45   #1
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A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.

"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."

To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Old 14-01-2009, 09:50   #2
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Looks like Garp has taken Pebs' crown
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Old 14-01-2009, 09:52   #3
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That does it!

I'm getting on a plane to Hawaii and giving you a slap young man!

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Old 14-01-2009, 10:06   #4
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Can I join you on that plane?

Jokes like that should have expired 8 days ago.
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:18   #5
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Hahaha, I laughed out loud and snorted!

Hehehehe!

*claps*

More, more! Ignore these moan bottoms!
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:24   #6
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moan bottoms!
I'm not sure I like the thought of that.
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:26   #7
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:27   #8
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:28   #9
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Yes. Yes I am.
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Old 14-01-2009, 10:29   #10
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ADMIN ABUSE!

Plane shall make a pit stop south of the river
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