Superuseless power

Garp · 20-01-2009, 10:17

What would be your superuseless power?

e.g. power of inflight flight, you can fly, but only when flying in a plane. only thing it's good for is avoiding the trolleys in aisles.

Slumberjack - superhuman strength, but only when asleep.

precog, but only 2 seconds into the future.

mine: ability to control DVD players with my mind, but only when tv is off.

Lana came up with two: Ability to levitate, but only under water.
laserblast eyes, but only when they're closed (for the split second your eyelids would last under such a barrage)

Justsomebloke · 20-01-2009, 10:20

The Ability to breathe under water but only when on Dry land.

Being able to knock people out just with the Smell of your own fart, Only trouble is it knocks you out an all.

Wryel · 20-01-2009, 11:16

Y-ray vision: being able to see through anything but only when its pitch black.

Fayshun · 20-01-2009, 11:43

The ability to run as fast as a speeding locomotive, a Virgin locomotive.

Fayshun · 20-01-2009, 11:43

The ability to run as fast as a speeding locomotive, a Virgin locomotive.

Justsomebloke · 20-01-2009, 11:45

Or the ability to post two posts at the same time saying the same thing whilst only typing it once

Fayshun · 20-01-2009, 11:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

Or the ability to post two posts at the same time saying the same thing whilst only typing it once

My superuseless power.

/DoublepostMan

Justsomebloke · 20-01-2009, 11:50

I would use my Heat ray but it only works whilst ambient temps are above 140 degrees.

Wossi · 20-01-2009, 11:58

The ability to turn invisible. But only when nobody is watching.

*wonders if anyone gets the reference*

Streeteh · 20-01-2009, 12:00

Immortality but only when i'm dead

[EDIT] Now i think about it technically loads of famous people have this superpower

20-01-2009, 10:17	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Superuseless power What would be your superuseless power? e.g. power of inflight flight, you can fly, but only when flying in a plane. only thing it's good for is avoiding the trolleys in aisles. Slumberjack - superhuman strength, but only when asleep. precog, but only 2 seconds into the future. mine: ability to control DVD players with my mind, but only when tv is off. Lana came up with two: Ability to levitate, but only under water. laserblast eyes, but only when they're closed (for the split second your eyelids would last under such a barrage) __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

20-01-2009, 10:20	#2
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	The Ability to breathe under water but only when on Dry land. Being able to knock people out just with the Smell of your own fart, Only trouble is it knocks you out an all. __________________

20-01-2009, 11:43	#4
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	The ability to run as fast as a speeding locomotive, a Virgin locomotive. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

20-01-2009, 11:43	#5
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	The ability to run as fast as a speeding locomotive, a Virgin locomotive. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

20-01-2009, 11:45	#6
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Or the ability to post two posts at the same time saying the same thing whilst only typing it once __________________

20-01-2009, 11:16	#3
Wryel Absinthe Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,148	Y-ray vision: being able to see through anything but only when its pitch black.

20-01-2009, 11:50	#8
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	I would use my Heat ray but it only works whilst ambient temps are above 140 degrees. __________________

20-01-2009, 11:58	#9
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	The ability to turn invisible. But only when nobody is watching. wonders if anyone gets the reference

20-01-2009, 12:00	#10
Streeteh Vodka Martini Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Kingston Posts: 862	Immortality but only when i'm dead [EDIT] Now i think about it technically loads of famous people have this superpower __________________ PSN & Live! ID: Streeteh