3 Explorers choose their death..

Garp · 04-02-2009, 22:48

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.

The chief screams, "What are you doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"

Will · 04-02-2009, 23:34

Oh dear....

leowyatt · 04-02-2009, 23:37

that was quite good to be honest

TinkerBell · 04-02-2009, 23:37

Lol!

Will · 04-02-2009, 23:39

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Originally Posted by leowyatt

that was quite good to be honest

Really?!!!

leowyatt · 04-02-2009, 23:40

it's better than the rest of them so far

Feek · 04-02-2009, 23:41

No, no it's not. We've just become accustomed to them.

Steeps · 05-02-2009, 00:02

Why were a frenchman, Englishman and NY'er all doing in the jungle, and who was there to record these happenings to pass it back to us to make this tale? I'm a little lost.

Garp · 05-02-2009, 00:28

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Originally Posted by Steeps

Why were a frenchman, Englishman and NY'er all doing in the jungle, and who was there to record these happenings to pass it back to us to make this tale? I'm a little lost.

Psymonkee · 05-02-2009, 00:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steeps

Why were a frenchman, Englishman and NY'er all doing in the jungle, and who was there to record these happenings to pass it back to us to make this tale? I'm a little lost.

Clearly the tribe leader posting it as his facebook status through his newly acquired iPhone

04-02-2009, 22:48	#1
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	3 Explorers choose their death.. A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe. The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole. The chief screams, "What are you doing?" The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, ahole!" __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash**: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

04-02-2009, 23:34	#2
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Oh dear.... __________________ *No No!*

04-02-2009, 23:37	#3
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	that was quite good to be honest __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

04-02-2009, 23:40	#6
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	it's better than the rest of them so far __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

04-02-2009, 23:41	#7
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	No, no it's not. We've just become accustomed to them. __________________

04-02-2009, 23:37	#4
TinkerBell Dirty Spammer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the middle! Posts: 2,454	Lol!

05-02-2009, 00:02	#8
Steeps Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bedfordshire Posts: 143	Why were a frenchman, Englishman and NY'er all doing in the jungle, and who was there to record these happenings to pass it back to us to make this tale? I'm a little lost. __________________