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07-03-2009, 00:21
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Dubious
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Blighter Jokes
As they are called on another forum...
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07-03-2009, 00:25
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The Mouse King of Denmark
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Are these a bit like the Tim Vine one-liners?
'I went to the library and a man there chopped off the bottom of one of my trouser legs and put it on a shelf. I said "That's a turn-up for the books".'
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07-03-2009, 00:38
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Dubious
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07-03-2009, 00:48
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The Mouse King of Denmark
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Haha!
I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck.
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07-03-2009, 00:53
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Dubious
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Two crisps walking down the road.. a car pulls up beside them and the driver says:
"Excuse me, do you two want a lift?" The crisps reply, "No thanks, we're Walkers" 
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07-03-2009, 01:02
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Dubious
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Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the p*** out of the pants
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07-03-2009, 01:52
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Absinthe
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Coventry anyone?
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07-03-2009, 01:53
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Dubious
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Look at your signature, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine.
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08-03-2009, 12:25
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Dubious
Join Date: Sep 2008
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said.....
"Sorry, my fault."
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08-03-2009, 12:37
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Bravo
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