Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!

Garp · 07-04-2009, 05:52

Castrol have an interesting (read: annoying) Scotsman trying to persuade US people why Castrol Edge is the best synthetic oil:

Darrin · 07-04-2009, 06:33

I've been subjected to all of their adverts.

Some little ***** like him smacks me across the thighs with an oily dipstick he'll be ****ting it in a couple days...

Fayshun · 07-04-2009, 13:08

His "accent" is almost as bad as Jimmy Doohans!

LeperousDust · 07-04-2009, 14:50

Thats possibly the worst accent ever.

Gilly · 07-04-2009, 15:07

Thats possibly the worst advert ever.

LeperousDust · 07-04-2009, 15:15

Yeah i think i glossed over that bit

iCraig · 07-04-2009, 15:18

It doesn't even make any sense. "That's thinking with your dipstick!" What? It's not even clever or a decent play on words or anything.

Garp · 07-04-2009, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by iCraig

It doesn't even make any sense. "That's thinking with your dipstick!" What? It's not even clever or a decent play on words or anything.

You use your dipstick to check your oil.. but that's about the only connection.

Garp · 07-04-2009, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spudnik

Thats possibly the worst advert ever.

Sadly, no. Also appearing in almost every other advert break on some channels:

Gilly · 08-04-2009, 09:17

LOL

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