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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Cambridge
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Swine Flu
Really wish it would just hurry up and kill us all. Not sure what is worse, dying by sneezing your brains out through your nose or this mass hysterical bull****.
Personally I think it's a genetically designed disease made by bankers so that we forget that we hate them all and are all going to die in poverty, eating our own skin because they have lost all the worlds money to Nigerian scammers.  
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29-04-2009, 10:40
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BD Recruitment Officer
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Smogville
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With the arrival of Swine Flu many have come down with a case of Whine Flu.
*badum tsch*
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29-04-2009, 10:41
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The Mouse King of Denmark
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29-04-2009, 10:59
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: JO01ou
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29-04-2009, 11:05
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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Apparently they've come up with a good oinkment to treat Swine Flu.
I'm here all week folks...
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29-04-2009, 11:23
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newbury
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 Yeah, it's all getting tedious, but that's the media for you. I'm expecting to get shunned at any moment (hayfever, not flu). |
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29-04-2009, 11:28
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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There is real hysteria about it. I went to get my hair cut yesterday and the hairdresser was panicking about it saying that she was really worried as she sees a lot of people who have just come back from holiday.
As she had a cutthroat in her hand at the time I didn't mention that I'd just got back from the US. |
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29-04-2009, 11:32
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I iz speshul
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Liverpool
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For a laugh you should get on the bus, pretend to talk on your mobile about a recent trip to Mexico, put the phone down, and sneeze. Time how long it takes the bus to empty
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 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |
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29-04-2009, 11:38
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I'm off to the chemist in a moment, my symptoms are tiredness, sneezing and generally feeling crap. Trouble is the chemist know I have hayfever. |
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29-04-2009, 11:41
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Vodka Martini
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Exeter
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One for any CSI fans:
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