Bloke shopping.

Stan_Lite · 22-05-2009, 18:57

I mean, as in the sort of shopping blokes do

Went to the Metro Centre this afternoon and did some bloke shopping - drove the following manly purchases home in my 2 seater, RWD, turbocharged sports car.

I bet you can smell the testosterone from hundreds of miles away

Belmit · 22-05-2009, 19:00

I take it you went to the specific shops you needed to buy from, and picked up and purchased the exact items you went out for?

Stan_Lite · 22-05-2009, 19:02

Entered centre, located Whisky shop, purchased whisky, located Sports shop, purchased dart board, left centre.

Belmit · 22-05-2009, 19:05

Good man! Some top choices there. Did they ask any questions when you went into the sports shop with two bottles whiskey and tried to buy a dart board?

Stan_Lite · 22-05-2009, 19:06

Nope, they were too overwhelmed by the awesome levels of manliness

TinkerBell · 22-05-2009, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

I take it you went to the specific shops you needed to buy from, and picked up and purchased the exact items you went out for?

Oi! I do that!!

Haly · 22-05-2009, 19:32

And me

Hate browsing

Good call there Stan

Feek · 22-05-2009, 19:35

Superb Stan. Just how it should be. Except one tiny thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigstan

Went to the Metro Centre

Should have gone to the Man Centre

Stan_Lite · 22-05-2009, 19:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feek

Should have gone to the Man Centre

I actually gave this some thought and concluded that performing such a manly act in a place with the word Metro in it's name actually increases the kudos points

SidewinderINC · 22-05-2009, 20:06

you are all that is man stan!

What's the whisky on the right?
I want the laphroaig!

22-05-2009, 18:57	#1
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Bloke shopping. I mean, as in the sort of shopping blokes do Went to the Metro Centre this afternoon and did some bloke shopping - drove the following manly purchases home in my 2 seater, RWD, turbocharged sports car. I bet you can smell the testosterone from hundreds of miles away __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

22-05-2009, 19:00	#2
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I take it you went to the specific shops you needed to buy from, and picked up and purchased the exact items you went out for? __________________

22-05-2009, 19:02	#3
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Entered centre, located Whisky shop, purchased whisky, located Sports shop, purchased dart board, left centre. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

22-05-2009, 19:05	#4
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	Good man! Some top choices there. Did they ask any questions when you went into the sports shop with two bottles whiskey and tried to buy a dart board? __________________

22-05-2009, 19:06	#5
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Nope, they were too overwhelmed by the awesome levels of manliness __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

22-05-2009, 19:32	#7
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	And me Hate browsing Good call there Stan __________________ Halycopter

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SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	you are all that is man stan! What's the whisky on the right? I want the laphroaig! __________________ No Sig.