What do you do when there's a Man in your house?

[Briggykins]

We've got a Man in the house (British Gas man doing the annual checkup thingy) and I'm casting around for something that'll make me look busy. What do you normally do when you've got a Man in? Watch telly? Follow him around the house inspecting his work? Sit in a room and hide? I always feel like a right buffoon no matter what I do.

[Belmit]

Depends what he's doing. If it's something complicated that might kill me if he messes it up, then give him a cuppa and leave him be. If he's hooking up the satellite or mending the phone line then just chat about the job in hand then when the convo dries up... cuppa.

[iCraig]

masturbate furiously from the top of the stairs, wearing yellow socks and a cape.

[Pheebs]

Belmit: For some reason I was expecting your response to be "Fap"


I make polite conversation with them, offer tea! And then go plonk in the lounge where I can still see them! Always paranoid they might be like one of these dodgy people that have a whazz in your drawers or something. So I'm a secret spy-er

[Roberta]

I turn into Mrs Doyle and pester them, 'Now, would you like a nice cup of tea? Ah gawangawangawan.'

[Belmit]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

Belmit: For some reason I was expecting your response to be "Fap"

Only if they're fixing the internet, for irony+.

[Kitten]

I'd wander around in a floaty nightie and fluffy stiletto slippers, offering them tea and a 'little something to go with it'.

Oh, hang on, I'm confusing real life with pr0n again, sorry.

[Admiral Huddy]

Originally Posted by iCraig

masturbate furiously from the top of the stairs, wearing yellow socks and a cape.

haha.. The mind boggles..


Yeah I hate this.. I was bashing one out once forgetting that someone was in the garden.

My mrs does this most of the time.. not bashing one out.. well she might do and I don't know. so... vfebv ...........#rushes home#

[Admiral Huddy]

Originally Posted by Kitten

I'd wander around in a floaty nightie and fluffy stiletto slippers, offering them tea and a 'little something to go with it'.

Oh, hang on, I'm confusing real life with pr0n again, sorry.

good girl

[Desmo]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

Always paranoid they might be like one of these dodgy people that have a whazz in your drawers or something.

When I were a young lad we used to call a Fap a Whazz. Makes your sentence seem even funnier