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Flash of The Titans.
Mythical adventure with Perseus, son of Zeus, who terrorises the ladies by exposing himself in this ancient Greek tale of semi-deity cock out action.
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12-05-2011, 15:23 | #2 |
I'm Free
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Miami Lice.
Remake of the hit 1980s series. Join Crockett and Tubbs as they trawl the seedy Miami underworld catching more than just pimps as they pay a visit to the clap clinic for a severe case of itchy rubik's cubes.
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12-05-2011, 15:27 | #3 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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Kill Dill
The chef wakes up after a long coma. The herb that she carried before entering the coma is gone. The only thing on her mind is to have revenge on the culinary team that betrayed her - a kitchen she was once part of. Schindler's Fist In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes more accepting to his bondage mistress' forceful demands. Se8en Three detectives, a rookie and a veteran, hunt a numerically-challenged serial killer.
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12-05-2011, 15:35 | #4 |
I'm Free
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Romancing the Scone.
Michael Douglas has some explaining to do when caught shagging a fruit scone by Catherine Zeta Jones.
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12-05-2011, 15:37 | #5 |
Pole Model
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Some of these are awesome!
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12-05-2011, 15:59 | #6 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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Pemento
A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses chili peppers to hunt for the man he thinks stuffed his olive.
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12-05-2011, 17:08 | #7 |
Absinthe
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Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol
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The Faptastic Four
Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway wear skintight costumes. Maybe they have superpowers or something, it doesn't really matter.
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12-05-2011, 17:10 | #8 |
Absinthe
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Dr Poolittle
He doesn't talk to the animals but he is overworked, overtired and chronically constipated.
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12-05-2011, 17:40 | #9 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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Once Upon A Time In The Vest
A long, drawn out 5-hour saga of a day in the life of an unemployed man.
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12-05-2011, 17:48 | #10 |
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Top Nun
I don't think I need to say anymore than Nuns in Jets.
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