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Old 19-02-2011, 13:09   #1391
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Starting work at 12.30 :/
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Old 19-02-2011, 13:18   #1392
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Starting work at 12.30 :/
Starting work at 07:00. :/
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Old 19-02-2011, 14:19   #1393
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We get that. If Security need an IT problem fixed you can guarantee it will be between 4 and 5pm, though most often at about 4.45. And it won't be something like a forgotten password or a simple word processing query, someone will have wiped the IP addresses off the CCTV system or corrupted the handheld car park ticketing dongle synchronisation software (yay!).
Don't even start me on code releases for weekend implementation being finished at 5:00 on a Friday, when I'm already 30 mins late (go at 4.30 on fridays). Invariably the developers bugger off immediately & the DBAs find a problem which means they can't go on the test environment without fudging, which means it won't go onto LIVE without fudging. All the testers have gone home do I prepare what I have for release & inevitably find on Mondsy morning that someones been called out to fix it and has blamed me for providing the wrong code (to cover their own backs).
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Old 19-02-2011, 17:35   #1394
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Some guff an announcer is now oblidged to say before a film starts.... I only just caught half of it ".....language used in a time period that may offend some viewers". So we have to apologise for the dogs name in The Dam Busters now?! Really? It was actually the dogs name, get over it!!!! (the words I said in my head when I heard the announcement were somewhat less polite and more colourful )
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Old 19-02-2011, 21:27   #1395
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That advert for Nescafe 3 in 1. Since when has it ever been necessary to simplify the process for making instant, I'll repeat that - instant, coffee.
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Old 20-02-2011, 12:53   #1396
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Using synch as an abbreviation for synchronise. It should be sync ffs.
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Old 20-02-2011, 14:09   #1397
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Unhealthy snacks changing their tastiness to be more healthy!
This, this and this!!!
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Old 20-02-2011, 16:07   #1398
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People *cough* Chris *cough* who uses a buttery knife to get jam out of the jar leaving buttery lumps in the jam. I don't like butter on my toast when having jam, buttery lumps look mingy. Why can't you wipe the excess butter off??!!??
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Old 20-02-2011, 22:17   #1399
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people who use the square root symbol as a tick when inserting symbols in word.
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Old 21-02-2011, 13:48   #1400
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Delivery companies who say they'll deliver in a specific slot, and then don't (or even don't bother trying to deliver at all, like the lazy swine last Monday who claimed he had tried to deliver at exactly the time I was in the kitchen (overlooking the drive) right in the middle of cooking my dinner. No you didn't, you lying &*$*&^$!).
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