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Old 10-04-2011, 17:36   #1681
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Ear wax. Either that or I've knackered my hearing.
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Old 10-04-2011, 17:42   #1682
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People that winge about getting burnt in the sunshine. Put sunscreen on you retards!!!! Its not ****ing rocket science!
My facebook status is a happy one by the way
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Old 10-04-2011, 17:51   #1683
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The sunscreen thing is ridiculous - it seems there's a yearly cycle in Britain whereby at the start of summer people forget that the sun burns, and in winter they forget how to drive for the conditions.
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Old 10-04-2011, 18:03   #1684
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My facebook status is a happy one by the way
Wasnt you honey! T'was another friend moaning she has been in the garden all afternoon, and is now burnt. No sh!t Sherlock!
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Old 10-04-2011, 19:12   #1685
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Ahhh I made the fatal error of burning massively on Saturday when building my shed. I thought I was in the shade most of the time but obviously not. Lost track of time.

Now I look like a right knobber with burn lines. Ugh, such a fool
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Old 10-04-2011, 19:12   #1686
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The advert on our local radio station for a tax accountant

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"You wouldn't visit a taxidermist to talk about tax. SO why visit an accountant that's only part-qualified? Contact Reece Russell of Witney, fully qualified to talk about tax.
I want to visit their office and practice fully-qualified taxidermy on them.

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Old 11-04-2011, 10:39   #1687
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Not having anything to complain about....
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:26   #1688
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I just completed my tax renewal for my car, and I had a survey to answer afterwards. One of the questions was " How likely are you to use this service again?". WTF. No im not going to renew my car tax next year.

Before anyone says I know there are other ways of doing it, but I have always done it online!!
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Old 11-04-2011, 13:43   #1689
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Not having anything to complain about....
Happy with the census, darling?
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Old 11-04-2011, 14:00   #1690
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That's not irrational, that's incredulity!
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