Boat Drinks Virtual Election

[Stan_Lite]

Originally Posted by Matblack

Sith Lord Madleson pretty much offered up Gordon on a plate this morning if there was any chance that he could get the LDs on side.

Here is my list of demands

A referendum on PR
Gordon out
Let Vinnie handle the cash

In exchange we'll support you on the economy, or more accurately you'll support Vinnie, we'll back off the Euro (we were only joking anyway), we'll tone down the Trident thing but we still want real debate on it and we'll back you on nuclear power.

And we want Cameron deported.

Sounds workable

MB

I never knew until this election how closely we agree politically - those proposals would suit me down to the ground

[Matblack]

Originally Posted by Stan_Lite

I never knew until this election how closely we agree politically - those proposals would suit me down to the ground

I see Limpdik Oprick lost his seat; thats one Lib Dem I'm happy to see the back of

MB

[Stan_Lite]

A bit of a weird one, old Lembit.

[Dymetrie]

Originally Posted by Matblack

Sith Lord Madleson pretty much offered up Gordon on a plate this morning if there was any chance that he could get the LDs on side.

Here is my list of demands

A referendum on PR
Gordon out
Let Vinnie handle the cash

In exchange we'll support you on the economy, or more accurately you'll support Vinnie, we'll back off the Euro (we were only joking anyway), we'll tone down the Trident thing but we still want real debate on it and we'll back you on nuclear power.

And we want Cameron deported.

Sounds workable

MB

Sounds like a viable solution to me.

Only problem is that even a Lib/Lab alliance wouldn't hold a majority...

Cameron's on in a minute to talk some tosh, wonder if he'll offer Clegg a coalition...

[Belmit]

My dad knows Limpet. Doesn't like him much though.

[Matblack]

Originally Posted by Stan_Lite

A bit of a weird one, old Lembit.

The whole attention seeking Cheeky Girl saga thing really put me off him

MB

[Dymetrie]

Originally Posted by Belmit

My dad knows Limpet. Doesn't like him much though.

Is that because he was engaged to a cheeky girl? Or because he's a ****?

[Matblack]

BREAKING NEWS
There will be a new, modern Conservative Party in Parliament, David Cameron says. The increase in seats is bigger than Margaret Thatcher achieved in 1979, he adds. But the party "must accept" it has failed to win a majority.

Thats because you lost a bucket load of seats when everyone worked out you were evil and they are only just begining to forget about it, it doesn't make you great, it just makes the country forgetful!

MB

[Mark]

Originally Posted by Matblack

Sith Lord Madleson pretty much offered up Gordon on a plate this morning if there was any chance that he could get the LDs on side.

Here is my list of demands

A referendum on PR
Gordon out
Let Vinnie handle the cash

In exchange we'll support you on the economy, or more accurately you'll support Vinnie, we'll back off the Euro (we were only joking anyway), we'll tone down the Trident thing but we still want real debate on it and we'll back you on nuclear power.

And we want Cameron deported.

Sounds workable

MB

Surprisingly given my vote, I'd go with almost all of that*. I'm very much a floating voter - or deserter - though.

* Emperor Mandelson - but maybe you're right - if we make it Emperor Gordon, then Sith Lord Mandelson can dispatch him Darth Vader style.

[Dymetrie]

BREAKING NEWS David Cameron urges the Lib Dems to work with him. This could mean a minority Conservative government or a "stronger, more collaborative" option.

I think they've probably been in talks since the exit polls last night...

*sigh*