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Old 09-01-2009, 18:27   #11
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Me!! He just falls asleep Slightly monkey wrenched and he's on fire though

Damn, Pheebs has already used that
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:33   #12
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I got so wallpaper-pasted that I ball-paned a monkey at the zoo.

You can even switch them round for slightly messier repercussions.
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:44   #13
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"I'd have to be completely bolt cuttered to half inch socket her."
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:44   #14
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We were both so hacksawed it took me forever to stripper her.
..wait a moment...
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:47   #15
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"He pummled her spigot with his throbbing strut brace"

ooo errr!!
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:53   #16
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He stuck his con rod up her big bore exhaust.

Think we're getting a bit carried away now?
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Old 09-01-2009, 18:53   #17
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All she needed was a good hard ratchet!
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Old 09-01-2009, 20:45   #18
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I was totally radiator bleeding keyed last night.




Load of rubbish this game.
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Old 09-01-2009, 20:54   #19
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But what tool could you use to eat your cornflakes!?
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Old 09-01-2009, 21:18   #20
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spade??

I gave her such a troweling last night

just looked that up on urban dictionary and I certainly didn't give her a troweling

EDIT: Pheebs if you were surprised with what were talking about today, stay away from Urban Dictionary
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