Daily Mail-o-matic - Page 2

Lomster · 17-02-2009, 00:57

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN BRITAIN'S FARMERS DIABETES?

NokkonWud · 17-02-2009, 07:12

HAVE LESBIANS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR CHILDREN?

Garp · 17-02-2009, 07:43

IS TEENAGE SEX CHEATING TAXPAYERS?

To darned right, those teenage prostitutes have always been a problem.

HAS NEW LABOUR SCROUNGED OFF DRIVERS?

Probably.

HAS THE BBC DESTROYED THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Well.. yeah, they terminated the comedy show.

Tak · 17-02-2009, 08:02

COULD RUSSELL BRAND INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?

Pickers · 17-02-2009, 09:41

Its a thought I've often had...

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IS CANCER INFECTING YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

and

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HAVE FERAL CHILDREN HURT YOUR DAUGHTERS?

If I had them, quite possibly.

Wryel · 17-02-2009, 09:53

DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER?

Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.

Lomster · 17-02-2009, 10:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wryel

DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER?

Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.

There's never enough Diana for the Mail.

iCraig · 17-02-2009, 10:28

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN?

AboveTheSalt · 14-05-2009, 21:10

Briggykins · 14-05-2009, 22:50

That was hilarious

Sly Stallone made me lol.

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Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	IS TEENAGE SEX CHEATING TAXPAYERS? To darned right, those teenage prostitutes have always been a problem. HAS NEW LABOUR SCROUNGED OFF DRIVERS? Probably. HAS THE BBC DESTROYED THE ROYAL FAMILY? Well.. yeah, they terminated the comedy show. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

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Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	COULD RUSSELL BRAND INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS? __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

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iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN? __________________

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Wryel Absinthe Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,148	DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER? Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.

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Briggykins Vodka Martini Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Exeter Posts: 753	That was hilarious Sly Stallone made me lol. __________________