Rib-tickling goodness - Page 2

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:18

I didnt know! Its only my voice! I'm hoping beyond hope the melon incident is on the editing floor!

Burble · 08-03-2009, 00:19

Your melons are on the floor?

Fayshun · 08-03-2009, 00:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burble

Your melons are on the floor?

It happens at her age.

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:24

It's what belts were invented for

Fayshun · 08-03-2009, 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

It's what belts were invented for

Jodie Marsh and Pebs, Essex girls who know how to use a belt!

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:34

I found out why Toblerone is triangular today.

So it fits in the box.

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:35

Got done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your wang in the Beano and ****ing is not part of Comic Relief.

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:45

Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of rubbish.
After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones.

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:58

I went to a police station and said, "What are those pictures on the wall then?"

The Chief Inspector said, "Those are pictures of wanted criminals."

I looked at him and said, "Why the hell didn't you arrest them when you took their photos?"

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:59

What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled?

A tubby.

08-03-2009, 00:18	#11
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	I didnt know! Its only my voice! I'm hoping beyond hope the melon incident is on the editing floor! __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-03-2009, 00:24	#14
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	It's what belts were invented for __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-03-2009, 00:34	#16
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	I found out why Toblerone is triangular today. So it fits in the box. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-03-2009, 00:35	#17
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Got done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your wang in the Beano and **ing is not part of Comic Relief. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-03-2009, 00:45	#18
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of rubbish. After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-03-2009, 00:19	#12
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	Your melons are on the floor?

08-03-2009, 00:58	#19
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	I went to a police station and said, "What are those pictures on the wall then?" The Chief Inspector said, "Those are pictures of wanted criminals." I looked at him and said, "Why the hell didn't you arrest them when you took their photos?" __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-03-2009, 00:59	#20
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled? A tubby. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!