Partners & there wrong doings for the Lolage - Page 2

Fayshun · 21-06-2009, 00:11

I hope Lom doesn't see this thread

Lomster · 21-06-2009, 00:18

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I hope Lom doesn't see this thread

Ooops I jus have........... don't worry I won't post anything as there is too many

mejinks · 21-06-2009, 10:13

Where to start.....

When she uses the milk she doesn't put the lid back on it

Jingo · 21-06-2009, 11:28

- If she puts her teabags in the bin but spills some 'tea juice' on the bin lid and doesn't wipe it clean.

- If she leaves her shoes next to the door in the kitchen/lounge when she knows all footwear once removed belongs in the porch/bedroom cupboard.

- When playfighting she uses the incredible strength one gains from being a trained ballet-dancer against me.

Justsomebloke · 21-06-2009, 12:37

Clumsy ***** !!!
Ok I am not joking here she even trod on Frank staffy dog once.

I make her take off her clod hoppers now when she enters so that when she stamps about it does no damage.

She also sits up the table to eat owt I make her as she can't be trusted in the front room.

Honestly though she could break a marsh mellow.
Another thing she does that really boils my piss but then Every body I know is Guilty of this.
Doris.
"I bought you a top Love"
Me.
"Is it xxl"
Doris.
"No but I thou...."
Me.
"No ******* good then is it !!!

How many ******* times have I told you xl Never fits & hasn't since I was 15 & grew arms like a ******** baboon God damn it !!!"

Stupid people bringing me presents, How dare they.

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Pickers · 21-06-2009, 19:55

Tea bags, that reminds me - 'She' saves them in a mug to re-use. Over the space of three days, we have a mug ful of used teabags. Surely shes not going to use them ALL for a brew? By my reckoning there should only EVER be ONE bag in there... So I ritually empty it.

She flops onto the sofa and into bed (literally falls) which isnt good for the furniture.

She pulls the duvet WAY open when she gets into bed, then walks off, whilst my entire right side is open to the cold air in the room (this is incredibly annoying during winter.)

but I love her

(just not for these split second occurrences)

Lomster · 21-06-2009, 23:56

Farting all day and all night and stinky the house, car, BED out

grrrrrrrrrr!!! smelly man!!!

Fayshun · 22-06-2009, 00:10

*parp*

Garp · 22-06-2009, 01:36

Lana uses the car to store all sorts of stuff. Umpteen pairs of shoes, clothes and such like. She uses the car daily for commuting, whilst I catch a bus (only practical / sensible option for both of us), so every time we're going somewhere whether I'm driving or she is, I find myself having to remove sandals and clothes from whatever the seat. Heaven forbid we should have to give anyone a lift, t'aint no space in it even though it's a full sized Honda Civic.

She also has an ever growing collection of shampoos and conditioners. I swear every time I turn around there is yet another one in the bathroom. I have a bottle of 2-in-1 Head and Shoulders, and some shower gel. She has, I think, 10 plus some spray to use post hair wash (which does work miracles admittedly) and some gunk to slather on her hair occasionally to feed it.

Why does anyone need more than 1? Seriously? Find one that works and stick to it.

Desmo · 22-06-2009, 07:25

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Originally Posted by Garp

She also has an ever growing collection of shampoos and conditioners. I swear every time I turn around there is yet another one in the bathroom. I have a bottle of 2-in-1 Head and Shoulders, and some shower gel. She has, I think, 10 plus some spray to use post hair wash (which does work miracles admittedly) and some gunk to slather on her hair occasionally to feed it.

Why does anyone need more than 1? Seriously? Find one that works and stick to it.

That's just women mate....they're all mental like that.

21-06-2009, 00:11	#1
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	I hope Lom doesn't see this thread __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

21-06-2009, 11:28	#4
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	- If she puts her teabags in the bin but spills some 'tea juice' on the bin lid and doesn't wipe it clean. - If she leaves her shoes next to the door in the kitchen/lounge when she knows all footwear once removed belongs in the porch/bedroom cupboard. - When playfighting she uses the incredible strength one gains from being a trained ballet-dancer against me. __________________

21-06-2009, 12:37	#5
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Clumsy *** !!! Ok I am not joking here she even trod on Frank staffy dog once. I make her take off her clod hoppers now when she enters so that when she stamps about it does no damage. She also sits up the table to eat owt I make her as she can't be trusted in the front room. Honestly though she could break a marsh mellow. Another thing she does that really boils my piss but then Every body I know is Guilty of this. Doris. "I bought you a top Love" Me. "Is it xxl" Doris. "No but I thou...." Me. "No *** good then is it !!! How many *** times have I told you xl Never fits & hasn't since I was 15 & grew arms like a ****** baboon God damn it !!!" Stupid people bringing me presents, How dare they. + __________________

21-06-2009, 19:55	#6
Pickers Absinthe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2,692	Tea bags, that reminds me - 'She' saves them in a mug to re-use. Over the space of three days, we have a mug ful of used teabags. Surely shes not going to use them ALL for a brew? By my reckoning there should only EVER be ONE bag in there... So I ritually empty it. She flops onto the sofa and into bed (literally falls) which isnt good for the furniture. She pulls the duvet WAY open when she gets into bed, then walks off, whilst my entire right side is open to the cold air in the room (this is incredibly annoying during winter.) but I love her (just not for these split second occurrences) __________________ Pictures

21-06-2009, 23:56	#7
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	Farting all day and all night and stinky the house, car, BED out grrrrrrrrrr!!! smelly man!!! __________________

22-06-2009, 00:10	#8
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	parp __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

22-06-2009, 01:36	#9
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	Lana uses the car to store all sorts of stuff. Umpteen pairs of shoes, clothes and such like. She uses the car daily for commuting, whilst I catch a bus (only practical / sensible option for both of us), so every time we're going somewhere whether I'm driving or she is, I find myself having to remove sandals and clothes from whatever the seat. Heaven forbid we should have to give anyone a lift, t'aint no space in it even though it's a full sized Honda Civic. She also has an ever growing collection of shampoos and conditioners. I swear every time I turn around there is yet another one in the bathroom. I have a bottle of 2-in-1 Head and Shoulders, and some shower gel. She has, I think, 10 plus some spray to use post hair wash (which does work miracles admittedly) and some gunk to slather on her hair occasionally to feed it. Why does anyone need more than 1? Seriously? Find one that works and stick to it. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?