29-07-2009, 16:36 | #11 |
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You should know this place by now
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29-07-2009, 17:01 | #12 |
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This also proves why it's not very often you'll hear girls fart
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29-07-2009, 17:18 | #13 |
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Genius!!!
2+2 definitely = 4 on that one
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29-07-2009, 18:12 | #14 |
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All I got from the OP was that veggies have loose arse holes... are they sure it's not because all veggies are raging homosexuals?
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30-07-2009, 21:35 | #15 |
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What if the lass is a vegatarian and likes to play bum darts ?
She will have tradesmans entrance like a wizard's sleeve and have farts that are more silent than a Gurkha assassin.
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30-07-2009, 22:20 | #16 |
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Ive recently changed medication that makes me sound like my bum is off a lighthouse. It gets a bit wearing playing the "have you seen my invisible duck" game I farted a gunshot the other day, no vibration, just a loud clap like someone pulling the trigger of a shotgun. I thought I had prolapsed
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31-07-2009, 03:39 | #18 |
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In the middle of reading this thread I rumbled the cups on the table. The poor cat laying on my lap covered her face with both paws (to no avail), shook her head and jumped down to run away.
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