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To remove white wine from a carpet, throw rosé on it.
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Use baby wipes to remove stickie labels - especially good on stickers found on the bottom of new shoes
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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If you have a CD which is skipping, get some toothpaste, rub it in all over the side of the CD you play, and then wipe it off.
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Never EVER stare a wombat in the eye.
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05-08-2009, 16:04
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Celery with a bit of jam on makes an ideal subtitute for rhubarb.
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05-08-2009, 16:15
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Create that ' just been to the swimming pool ' feel by wiping youself all over with bleach, rubbing chilli sauce in your eyes and stuffing blu-tac in your ears.
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05-08-2009, 16:16
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Always put your beer on a flat surface.
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Oh... and always make sure that the lamp is between you and the window (not behind you) when masturbating with the curtains closed.
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