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Old 26-11-2009, 19:22   #11
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Reminds me strangely of an email repartee with someone at work.... :/

Still, very funny!
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Old 26-11-2009, 20:50   #12
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That's superb, most of the posts on that site raise a wry grin at least and that's one of the better ones.
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Old 26-11-2009, 21:54   #13
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Reminds me of an email we got the other day... would LOVE to post it but would probably get into trouble.

Basically this guy had been called about building a website for one of our companies, and was chasing our colleague to see if the board had made a decision and then flew into a rage stating that he would tell James Caan how inept his staff were!

I think he was just put out because he couldn't say that he had done work for JC... and not likely to, if he talks to his proposed clients in that way!

What an idiot.... found him on LinkedIn, the first line of his profile reads: "I was appointed as a lecturer, the youngest in the country, before I took my first degree finals." Arrogant much?!

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Old 26-11-2009, 22:28   #14
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You'd be amazed how many people think that freelance writers and photographers are happy to give our work away for free because we get to see our name 'in print'!
Well it's because so many people do, if it didn't work they wouldn't keep asking
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Old 26-11-2009, 23:30   #15
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I know, but it's not the asking that annoys me it's the expectation that I should be bloody grateful for the opportunity and the surprise when I say...."Er..no thanks! You wanna use my work - you pay for it!"
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Old 26-11-2009, 23:46   #16
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http://www.27bslash6.com/slyseb.html

I passed the first link on at work and a few others started reading other pages. Queue a fair bit of random laughter occurring throughout the office
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Old 27-11-2009, 08:17   #17
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Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother

"I don't shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers."
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Old 27-11-2009, 08:34   #18
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Similar to facebook but people upload photos of their arms.


Site is full of win.
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