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Old 17-02-2011, 19:02   #11
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Ahhh there's a girl at work who does the whole two plastic cups thing. Luckily they're all recycled and all but it did baffle me when I first saw her do it! Nutter!

There was a guy I worked with once who only ever liked to poop at work... quite the opposite of most I think. He said he'd rather leave stinkiness here than at home!

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Old 18-02-2011, 09:19   #12
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There's a guy where I work who works upstairs, but when he goes to brownload instead of using the toilet on their floor, he comes down to our bog.... and then just detonates.

I don't know what he eats, but whatever it is, it CANNOT be good for you. I think he must have been the guy that caused BBx some concern on a South Eastern Train in the "complaints" thread...

It is an area effect Weapon of Ass Destruction that renders the entire corridor a no go area for an hour. You need a NBC suit if you want to actually visit the scene of the crime.

And he does it daily! rumour has it that he's not allowed to use the bog upstairs because it's near the Chief Execs office, and he got sick (probably quite literally) of the stench.
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Old 18-02-2011, 10:15   #13
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There's a thing the lads do here which is take a paper and read it on the floor while they're doing whatever they do in there. When they go, they just leave the paper there for the next person to go in.

*vomits*

I'm not sure about the cup thing, I always take 2 cups of water but then I'm a fair way away from the water cooler, and as I am a clumsasaurus, I'm sure I'll knock everything over and bump into people if I have to go up there more than once. PLus our tables are really close together in the break area, and unless you're on the very end aisle seats, everyone behind you has to get up & push their seat in for you to get out.
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