The Apprentice 2011 - Page 2

Princess Griff · 10-05-2011, 22:09

I vote Tom Pellereau! Mostly because he juggles oranges, has a pointy chin and I have him in the office sweepstake!

EDIT: Don't worry this is the real me now!!

Jingo · 11-05-2011, 08:52

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Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

What a Nobba though, Did he really say "I'm the youngest and I know I'm the shortest"...

I think he was trying to build up a relationship with Lord Sugar - has anyone else noticed that he has a massive cushion thing on his chair so not to look like a short arse next to Mr Burns and Lady Business!

Belmit · 11-05-2011, 09:33

If this was called 'Who Wants To Be A Massive Douchebag?' I'd probably watch it. Unfortunately it still purports to be about business and finance and so I shun it. It has also ruined Prokofiev's 'Dance of the Knights' for a generation.

Additionally, Alan Sugar is a major ballbag propped up on a shirt collar like an egg in an eggcup.

Jingo · 11-05-2011, 09:43

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Originally Posted by Belmit

It has also ruined Prokofiev's 'Dance of the Knights' for a generation.

This isn't the theme tune any more

I never associated this music to the apprentice, but decided it was Darth Vader's back up music.

Kitten · 11-05-2011, 11:57

Matthew INSISTS that Alan Sugar wrote that piece of music. Don't you dear?

Jingo · 11-05-2011, 12:43

He's too short to reach the conductor's podium! The baton would look like a javelin in his miniscule grasp - like Jeremy Beadle holding a biro!

Kitten · 11-05-2011, 16:06

...or his willy. I heard it was tiny, but on the other hand, it looks massive.

Jingo · 11-05-2011, 16:09

WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!!

Desmo · 12-05-2011, 07:20

This prog is epic. When I say epic, I mean great in making me laugh at people who are deluded about how great they actually are.

Jingo · 12-05-2011, 09:51

Ah Belmit cover your ears = it seems the first episode was an exception for the different title music! Dance has returned!

Haha Desmo! Indeed some of these people are so deluded - Susan Ma seems to be a spoilt little cow, incredibly immature and a terrible communicator.

The guy who left was clearly a nobody with a bad attitude.

The girls team leader is all attitude and no substance - coming from a psychology background, suprise suprise

These early episodes are hard to get a grasp on the people's true abilities (if any), and the programme is of course sensationalised, but the Irish Guy, The Inventor (Tom!) and the first episode's female team leader seem to have something about them

10-05-2011, 22:09	#11
Princess Griff Buns'o'Steel Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Maison Jingriff in North Somerset Posts: 600	I vote Tom Pellereau! Mostly because he juggles oranges, has a pointy chin and I have him in the office sweepstake! EDIT: Don't worry this is the real me now!! __________________

11-05-2011, 09:33	#13
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	If this was called 'Who Wants To Be A Massive Douchebag?' I'd probably watch it. Unfortunately it still purports to be about business and finance and so I shun it. It has also ruined Prokofiev's 'Dance of the Knights' for a generation. Additionally, Alan Sugar is a major ballbag propped up on a shirt collar like an egg in an eggcup. __________________

11-05-2011, 11:57	#15
Kitten Spinky-Spank Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast Posts: 11,226	Matthew INSISTS that Alan Sugar wrote that piece of music. Don't you dear? __________________ "You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher

11-05-2011, 12:43	#16
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	He's too short to reach the conductor's podium! The baton would look like a javelin in his miniscule grasp - like Jeremy Beadle holding a biro! __________________

11-05-2011, 16:06	#17
Kitten Spinky-Spank Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast Posts: 11,226	...or his willy. I heard it was tiny, but on the other hand, it looks massive. __________________ "You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher

11-05-2011, 16:09	#18
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!! __________________

12-05-2011, 07:20	#19
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	This prog is epic. When I say epic, I mean great in making me laugh at people who are deluded about how great they actually are. __________________

12-05-2011, 09:51	#20
Jingo Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North Somerset Posts: 1,854	Ah Belmit cover your ears = it seems the first episode was an exception for the different title music! Dance has returned! Haha Desmo! Indeed some of these people are so deluded - Susan Ma seems to be a spoilt little cow, incredibly immature and a terrible communicator. The guy who left was clearly a nobody with a bad attitude. The girls team leader is all attitude and no substance - coming from a psychology background, suprise suprise These early episodes are hard to get a grasp on the people's true abilities (if any), and the programme is of course sensationalised, but the Irish Guy, The Inventor (Tom!) and the first episode's female team leader seem to have something about them __________________