No wonder the jails are full

[Welshy]

Originally Posted by mejinks

It was a bad night for him, not only did he get arrested, his bike was never returned either.

lol, quality

[mejinks]

Originally Posted by dymetrie

Then there's the obvious things like 2 lads on a pushbike, one of whom has an odd bulge in the back of his jacket and is carrying a motorcycle helmet (these guys aren't too smart when they go out looking to steal mopeds ).

You would have to be really stupid to WANT to steal a moped or Jamie Oliver. Actually, I rest my case.