'Dead' man wakes up during autopsy - Page 2

Pebs · 15-09-2007, 22:19

'Just for kicks, I think today we'll start with the prostate....' *reaches for tongs*

Justsomebloke · 15-09-2007, 22:35

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Originally Posted by Feek

That's gotta be a worse nightmare...

Worse even than being forced to eat marmite

Being buried alive is My worst nightmare mate. Ever since seeing some Voodoo crap that made you seem dead & then you woke Buried

Was it Roger Moore in a Bond film or some other freaky crap

Either way it sucks.
My realistic nightmare is waking up during an operation as this is a Real possibility. I am s'pose to wear one of those SOS bracelets stating my tolerances to Hard drugs is Extreme.
An example is when i went to the Dentist about 12 years ago. I got injected to put me out & asked to count to ten, I got to about 30 summit & said "Oi mate this hasn't even give me a Buzz let alone knocked me out"
The Dentist & his mate & nurse just looked at me, the elder dude said give him another shot so they did, Kin Nowt. Dentist says to me just lay back & relax & let me look in your mouth.
I stood up & said *** that mate if you can't put me out you ain't getting nowhere near my dodgey teeth. I left the building & drove home straight as a die

You may understand why i self extract now

iCraig · 15-09-2007, 22:46

Hehe, my fishing friend has performed several post mortems and he's told me some horror stories of corpses making terrifying noises. It's an urban myth that corpses fart, but they do wheeze gas from pretty much every orifice, making some disgusting sounds.

He told me once about cutting open a guy who'd been in a canal. The stuff that came out of him, air and liquid, and then the smells, was enough to make him lose his lunch right there in the path lab. When a pathologist throws up, you know the body is bad.

Haly · 16-09-2007, 00:13

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Originally Posted by Goose

Yeap, they could have grabbed the rib-spreader tool first.

Exactly! I know it can't be much worse but at least they did something to him that he could recover from.

Pheebs · 16-09-2007, 08:52

Cor blimey! That's well freaky deaky!

I've made my family and friends promise me that when I die - before ANYTHING is done to me I want to be embalmed. That way I am truly dead.

Glad he's alright - what a shocker for the wife though!

Feek · 16-09-2007, 18:49

Only if you're alive, kitteh!

Jonny69 · 17-09-2007, 11:01

Swmbo says she wants to donate anythign useful when she dies but she wants anaesthetic given 'just in case'

Goose · 17-09-2007, 11:16

See, this is why you have to make sure you bite the bullet properly.

Jonny69 · 17-09-2007, 19:18

If you want something done properly do it yourself

Von Smallhausen · 17-09-2007, 19:31

Just think Pebs ..... you have your first autopsy viewing to look forward to.

It isn't so bad really .... just take a pot of Vicks rub with you.

15-09-2007, 22:19	#11
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	'Just for kicks, I think today we'll start with the prostate....' reaches for tongs __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

15-09-2007, 22:46	#13
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	Hehe, my fishing friend has performed several post mortems and he's told me some horror stories of corpses making terrifying noises. It's an urban myth that corpses fart, but they do wheeze gas from pretty much every orifice, making some disgusting sounds. He told me once about cutting open a guy who'd been in a canal. The stuff that came out of him, air and liquid, and then the smells, was enough to make him lose his lunch right there in the path lab. When a pathologist throws up, you know the body is bad. __________________

16-09-2007, 08:52	#15
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Cor blimey! That's well freaky deaky! I've made my family and friends promise me that when I die - before ANYTHING is done to me I want to be embalmed. That way I am truly dead. Glad he's alright - what a shocker for the wife though! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

16-09-2007, 18:49	#16
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Only if you're alive, kitteh! __________________

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Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Swmbo says she wants to donate anythign useful when she dies but she wants anaesthetic given 'just in case' __________________

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Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	See, this is why you have to make sure you bite the bullet properly. __________________

17-09-2007, 19:18	#19
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	If you want something done properly do it yourself __________________

17-09-2007, 19:31	#20
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Just think Pebs ..... you have your first autopsy viewing to look forward to. It isn't so bad really .... just take a pot of Vicks rub with you. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.