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Old 19-09-2007, 10:01   #11
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I be lookin' forward to a keelhauling, yarr!
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Old 19-09-2007, 10:12   #12
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Yarrr, there be booty on the starboard bow shipmates.
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Old 19-09-2007, 10:50   #13
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Had I put some some foresight into this I would have made a pirate ship to chuck up on top of the Pop with a cannon and a Jolly Roger flying. A real cannon.
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Old 19-09-2007, 10:52   #14
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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Oi that my joke guv!! http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showthread.php?t=5541




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Old 19-09-2007, 11:06   #15
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Yarrr, there be booty on the starboard bow shipmates.
No, that be klingons me hearty. Oh hang on, wrong theme

Arrr
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Old 19-09-2007, 11:30   #16
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how far can a pirate throw a rock?








FFFFFFFFARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Old 19-09-2007, 11:55   #17
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What does a pirate do in jail?


Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

From http://www.piratejokes.net
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Old 19-09-2007, 14:00   #18
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Where does a Pirate go on holiday?

Great Yaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhmouth




What's a Pirates favourite cheese?


Yaaaaaarrrrrrrggggllsssberg
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Old 19-09-2007, 14:08   #19
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Every mile a pirate travels is 1760 yaaaaaarrrrrrds!


Where do pirates go to work out?

To the JIM LAD!
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Old 19-09-2007, 15:06   #20
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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