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Kell_ee001 · 02-11-2007, 10:59

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Originally Posted by Takhisis

Why are you apologising for being your normal self?

I said excessive... as in more than my normal self

Fayshun · 02-11-2007, 11:04

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Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

Did you endorse the custody record as such ?

' Covered his meat and two veg with a blanket. '

lol.

I had a problem a month or so ago, being so truthful on a custody record. Every time I dealt with a certain detainee he threatened to smash my face in, so every exchange was put in the log almost verbatim. His solicitor read the log and complained that none of our intercourse was "positive" and put in a request that I did not deal with her client. Suited me fine, the guy's an "A" grade tool anyway. (And for the record, so is his brief)

Feek · 02-11-2007, 11:06

You had non positive intercourse with a detainee?

Can I add a 'fnarr' at this point?

Fayshun · 02-11-2007, 11:10

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Originally Posted by Feek

Can I add a 'fnarr' at this point?

Allow me.

FNARR!

Jonny69 · 02-11-2007, 16:03

CORRRRR!

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 17:03

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I had a problem a month or so ago, being so truthful on a custody record. Every time I dealt with a certain detainee he threatened to smash my face in, so every exchange was put in the log almost verbatim. His solicitor read the log and complained that none of our intercourse was "positive" and put in a request that I did not deal with her client. Suited me fine, the guy's an "A" grade tool anyway. (And for the record, so is his brief)

Did he fall down some stairs fayshun ?

* whistles *

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 17:03

And then back up them ?

Fayshun · 02-11-2007, 18:48

He kept headbutting my boot, ruined the polish on them.

Von Smallhausen · 02-11-2007, 19:30

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

He kept headbutting my boot, ruined the polish on them.

ROFL !

' a course he did sunshine ..... a course he did.

02-11-2007, 11:06	#13
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	You had non positive intercourse with a detainee? Can I add a 'fnarr' at this point? __________________

02-11-2007, 16:03	#15
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	CORRRRR! __________________

02-11-2007, 17:03	#17
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	And then back up them ? __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

02-11-2007, 18:48	#18
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	He kept headbutting my boot, ruined the polish on them. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...