Boat Drinks  

Go Back   Boat Drinks > General > General Disruption

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-11-2007, 21:11   #11
Mark
Screaming Orgasm
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newbury
Posts: 15,194
Default

What are the chances that Tesco Metro would sell them? We need an expert on such matters of taste.
Mark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-2007, 22:03   #12
Zirax
Goes up to 11!
 
Zirax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,577
Default

Lol, my mind is warped! Mark please rephrase that
Zirax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-2007, 22:07   #13
Mark
Screaming Orgasm
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newbury
Posts: 15,194
Default

Fruit flavoured, perhaps?
Mark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-2007, 22:31   #14
Dymetrie
A large glass of Merlot
 
Dymetrie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber
Posts: 5,819
Default

I know that Sainsbury's in Muswell Hill sell condoms and keep them in a locked plastic cabinet above the beans so you have to ask for them...

*slopes off*
__________________

Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....
Dymetrie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-11-2007, 16:47   #15
Von Smallhausen
I'm Free
 
Von Smallhausen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tyneside
Posts: 3,061
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackstar View Post
chilly willy
Canny fanny.
__________________

" Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too."
David Niven, 1910-1983.
Von Smallhausen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-11-2007, 17:33   #16
Admiral Huddy
HOMO-Sapien
 
Admiral Huddy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chelmsford
Posts: 6,692
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dymetrie View Post
I know that Sainsbury's in Muswell Hill sell condoms and keep them in a locked plastic cabinet above the beans so you have to ask for them...

*slopes off*
haha that reminds me when I bought my first condoms.. I jumped on a train and travelled 30 miles to get some. When I had my lucky moment in a bush with this poor young lady (CLASSSS), I snagged (I said SNAGGED)it on a thorn. The next one I put on inside out and by then we were a bit put off by whole damn thing ... that and the fact someone was calling for Toby the dog. #sniff#
__________________

I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory.
Techie Talk | My gaming Blog | PC spec | The Admirals log
Admiral Huddy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-11-2007, 17:39   #17
SidewinderINC
Joey Tempest
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Gravesend.
Posts: 2,751
Default

That is the best "first time" story I've ever heard
__________________
No Sig.
SidewinderINC is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 17:14.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.