Post Office Lady Comment - Page 2

Jonny69 · 31-01-2008, 13:40

The postman will take your box up the trademan's entrance later on when he turns up in his red van.

Pumpkinstew · 31-01-2008, 14:19

After receiving one of those 'you were out' cards from the Royal Mail I visited the depot and handed it to the woman behind th desk. She disappeared off behind a screen and returned 5 minutes later with the kind of news you never want to hear.
'I'm having trouble locating your package at the moment...'

MarcLister · 31-01-2008, 15:43

What was in the package? Fudge?

I'll leave the dirty bastards to carry on this joke.

Treefrog · 31-01-2008, 19:19

Pheebs you are a riot!

/wubs you

Lopez · 01-02-2008, 19:42

One of the blokes I speak to at Park Royal depot today told me he was a natural with the ladies because he's "Handled thousands of boxes, and knows what to do with his package"

Mohinder · 02-02-2008, 17:14

When I was fifteen I worked at a shop selling car bits, and I did all the posting and packing and whatnots. I had a rather long, phallic carpet tube full of windscreen rubbers or somesuch, and had to take it to the post office as the couriers had been and gone that day and it had to go.

No problem, you'd think, but someone had fed me speed that day and I had the hardcore giggles.

When the woman told me to 'just put it in her end' I literally creased up in front of the entire post office in a massive fit of giggles.

Then some kid came in and asked for a fishing license, and for some reason that set me off again, again in front of everyone :/

Drugs are bad

petemc · 02-02-2008, 18:36

lollolololololol I'll just leave these stars in your slot.

31-01-2008, 13:40	#11
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	The postman will take your box up the trademan's entrance later on when he turns up in his red van. __________________

31-01-2008, 14:19	#12
Pumpkinstew Absinthe Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol Posts: 1,156	After receiving one of those 'you were out' cards from the Royal Mail I visited the depot and handed it to the woman behind th desk. She disappeared off behind a screen and returned 5 minutes later with the kind of news you never want to hear. 'I'm having trouble locating your package at the moment...' __________________ Get old, or die tryin' PSTEWREVIEWS - Chunks of Meaty Reviews, Mixed with Your Five a Day of News, Comment and Opinion, Floating in a Broth of Suspect Grammar and Seasoned Liberally with Mixed Metaphor. Tasty.

31-01-2008, 19:19	#14
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Pheebs you are a riot! /wubs you __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

01-02-2008, 19:42	#15
Lopez Bad Cat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 808	One of the blokes I speak to at Park Royal depot today told me he was a natural with the ladies because he's "Handled thousands of boxes, and knows what to do with his package" __________________ NO

02-02-2008, 17:14	#16
Mohinder Vodka Martini Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 791	When I was fifteen I worked at a shop selling car bits, and I did all the posting and packing and whatnots. I had a rather long, phallic carpet tube full of windscreen rubbers or somesuch, and had to take it to the post office as the couriers had been and gone that day and it had to go. No problem, you'd think, but someone had fed me speed that day and I had the hardcore giggles. When the woman told me to 'just put it in her end' I literally creased up in front of the entire post office in a massive fit of giggles. Then some kid came in and asked for a fishing license, and for some reason that set me off again, again in front of everyone :/ Drugs are bad __________________

31-01-2008, 15:43	#13
MarcLister Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Leighton Buzzard Posts: 1,282	What was in the package? Fudge? I'll leave the dirty bastards to carry on this joke.

02-02-2008, 18:36	#17
petemc Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nr Liverpewl Posts: 4,371	lollolololololol I'll just leave these stars in your slot. __________________ Thats no hamster, its a space station!