A Joke. - NSFW -

[JodieG]

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

haha

Two teenage girls at school. One is really posh and the other a right slapper.

The teacher asks the posh girl to give one sentance using the word "improper".

She replies with her posh accent, "the weekend my father was digging up the potatoes using a spade. That was improper as he should have used a fork. Silly Daddy". snort snort

The teacher asks the same qustion to the slapper, She replies " last nite rite, me boyfriend was shagin me and his bollox was slappin me arse. I new he was in proper!"

Lol

[goldilocks]

not nsfw (sorry) - but this made me giggle like a naughty school girl earlier...


why were the bakers hands brown?
because he kneaded a poo...

(hehehe)