Somehow, I am not dead. - Page 2

Stan_Lite · 13-03-2008, 15:05

Most alcohol I've consumed in 6 hours is 28 pints of McEwan's Export = 72.8 units - say hi to the Scottish corpse

(I was about 13 stone at the time).

Mark · 13-03-2008, 15:06

That chart thingummy is clearly wrong - there are factors that can affect alcohol metabolism (if that's the right word). Though the point about external factors not being relevant is fair enough.

Rich_L · 13-03-2008, 15:11

Yeah I've definitely died several times over if 31 units is that.

I had a cool spreadsheet at Uni which plotted your blood alcohol over time, I'll see if I can find it

My chart probably goes

0 Units - LOL
2 Units - LOL LOL
5 Units - LOL LOL LOL
8 Units - HA HA LOL HA
10 Units - HA HA LOL HA HA LOL
19 Units - LOLHALOLOLOLHAHAHLOL
25 Units - Sharking
31 Units - Bed time

Mark · 13-03-2008, 15:29

I'd have used a somewhat different measure of success with you tbh.

You got me sorted out and in a taxi pretty well at the end of an evening, and Dym got me bedded down for a night, so neither of you do that badly.

Dymetrie · 13-03-2008, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark

and Dym got me bedded

I did WHAT!!??

Stan_Lite · 13-03-2008, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark

Dym got me bedded down for a night

Dym, I thought you were Jarp's bitch

BBx · 13-03-2008, 15:38

14 on my last smashed moment.

12 Units - Double vision, memory loss
19 Units - Possible unconsciousness

Didn't have either of those... why isn't 'sporadic throwing up' on the list?!

BB x

Tak · 13-03-2008, 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigstan

Dym, I thought you were Jarp's bitch

So did Jarp

loki · 13-03-2008, 15:44

I am a complete light weight when it comes to drinking now. A smashed session for me would be about 4-6 pints or a bottle of vino

Mark · 13-03-2008, 15:48

My plan, it functioned perfectly.

13-03-2008, 15:05	#11
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Most alcohol I've consumed in 6 hours is 28 pints of McEwan's Export = 72.8 units - say hi to the Scottish corpse (I was about 13 stone at the time). __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

13-03-2008, 15:11	#13
Rich_L Dr Cocktapuss Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Seven Sizzles Posts: 1,044	Yeah I've definitely died several times over if 31 units is that. I had a cool spreadsheet at Uni which plotted your blood alcohol over time, I'll see if I can find it My chart probably goes 0 Units - LOL 2 Units - LOL LOL 5 Units - LOL LOL LOL 8 Units - HA HA LOL HA 10 Units - HA HA LOL HA HA LOL 19 Units - LOLHALOLOLOLHAHAHLOL 25 Units - Sharking 31 Units - Bed time __________________ Last edited by Rich_L; 13-03-2008 at 15:14.

13-03-2008, 15:44	#19
loki Vodka Martini Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 871	I am a complete light weight when it comes to drinking now. A smashed session for me would be about 4-6 pints or a bottle of vino __________________ PC & Console LAN 9th-11th July

13-03-2008, 15:06	#12
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	That chart thingummy is clearly wrong - there are factors that can affect alcohol metabolism (if that's the right word). Though the point about external factors not being relevant is fair enough.

13-03-2008, 15:29	#14
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I'd have used a somewhat different measure of success with you tbh. You got me sorted out and in a taxi pretty well at the end of an evening, and Dym got me bedded down for a night, so neither of you do that badly.

13-03-2008, 15:38	#17
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	14 on my last smashed moment. 12 Units - Double vision, memory loss 19 Units - Possible unconsciousness Didn't have either of those... why isn't 'sporadic throwing up' on the list?! BB x

13-03-2008, 15:48	#20
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	My plan, it functioned perfectly.