Pregnancy... and stuff! - Page 2

Blackstar · 14-04-2008, 17:17

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Originally Posted by vix

People do it more than once because your body releases a hormone after birth that makes you forget how awful it is. Otherwise they wouldn't do it again!

Well that is me never having children then, i'd talked myself into believing it could be THAT awful if people did it more than once.

Pheebs · 14-04-2008, 17:19

mei mei - Only had two I think!

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Originally Posted by vix

I had a couple of dreams that I was pregnant but it turned out I actually was! Watch out Pheebs!!!

One of them I was giving birth and actually woke up laying on my back, knees in the air etc!! nice!!

I am not preggers! I don't think!

I had a dream like yours ages ago and was giving birth and kept thinking "OH GOD IT'S COMING *puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush* IT'S COMING *pussshhhh* Oh oh oh oh oh OWOW OWWWWWWWWWWWW OW.... IT HURTS (it actually did too)*PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH* OWO WOWOWOWOW" ... and I woke up, legs in the air, pushing like mad... only to suddenly realise I had a VERY poorly stomach which was killing and if I were to push even the slightest bit more I would have an accident. *cue me running to the bathroom*

Was so bad.

I know foofs are stretchy... but like... it can hurt... like... things going up there.... and they're not the size of a baby!!

*worries*

I've been thinking about this all afternoon weeding. Great fun!

Matblack · 14-04-2008, 17:20

I would like children, I think I'll stop Aitch's account accessing this thread shes scared enough about the idea as it is

MB

Pebs · 14-04-2008, 17:23

Your foof will stretch to being 10 cms across, then the midwives will say 'PUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!' and you will think to yourself there is NO WAY IN HELL that thing is coming out and you'll have a panic for a few seconds and then KAPOW! Its out! And your belly is like a half deflated bouncy castle and your boobs will be magnificent and you'll be left with this little scrap of a thing that you'll love so much it hurts and within 1 week you'll forget what life was like before you had it. And no matter how much you try to fold it up or roll it in a ball, you'll never ever understand how THAT thing came out of YOUR foof!!

Pheebs · 14-04-2008, 17:24

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Originally Posted by Matblack

I would like children, I think I'll stop Aitch's account accessing this thread shes scared enough about the idea as it is

MB

Oh don't get me wrong I would LOVE children when I am older... LOVE LOVE LOVE. I HEART kiddies so so so much, they're superbs! To have mini pickers and pheebs running around would be hilarious!

But yeh... the process of the whole pregnancy palava is just... so **** scarey!

If only you could just get super SUPER pished before giving birth, that would make things so much better!

Pheebs · 14-04-2008, 17:27

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Originally Posted by Pebs

And no matter how much you try to fold it up or roll it in a ball, you'll never ever understand how THAT thing came out of YOUR foof!!

You fold up your kiddies/roll them up?

vix · 14-04-2008, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

To have mini pickers and pheebs running around would be hilarious!

Ohh yes it would

Kell_ee001 · 14-04-2008, 17:31

I want to cry but I don't know if it's laughter with Pheebs or upset with Pebbles!

Pebs · 14-04-2008, 17:40

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

You fold up your kiddies/roll them up?

Purely in the interests of scientific research you understand. Babies are totally bendy!

Mondo · 14-04-2008, 19:26

What they don't tell you is that its very likely that you'll crap too in labour and you might need stitches from the tear.

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Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Your foof will stretch to being 10 cms across, then the midwives will say 'PUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!' and you will think to yourself there is NO WAY IN HELL that thing is coming out and you'll have a panic for a few seconds and then KAPOW! Its out! And your belly is like a half deflated bouncy castle and your boobs will be magnificent and you'll be left with this little scrap of a thing that you'll love so much it hurts and within 1 week you'll forget what life was like before you had it. And no matter how much you try to fold it up or roll it in a ball, you'll never ever understand how THAT thing came out of YOUR foof!! __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

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Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	I want to cry but I don't know if it's laughter with Pheebs or upset with Pebbles! __________________

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