Crap Joke

[Garp]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says, “A beer for me and one for my giraffe.” And they stand around drinking for hours until the giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, “Hey! You’re not going to leave that lyin’ on the floor, are you?” The man says, “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

[Roberta]

A man walks into the doctors with a frog on his shoulder. 'How did this begin?' asks the doctor. The frog says 'It started with a boil on me bum.'

[Lana]

Originally Posted by Garp

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says, “A beer for me and one for my giraffe.” And they stand around drinking for hours until the giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, “Hey! You’re not going to leave that lyin’ on the floor, are you?” The man says, “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

Oi. Thats terrible:-P

I would put a joke in, but none of my jokes fit under the crap joke category.

[Lana]

Okay, that was a lie. A lot of them do.

But I still won't post them.

[Feek]

Originally Posted by Lomster

shut up. shut up now. LOL

I wish he'd listened to you.....

[Wryel]

Originally Posted by Grandad

An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzle's daughter Alice


He replied

Alice ?

Alice ?

Who the **** is Alice ?

for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice?

On Wednesday my mate (a Liverpool fan) said 'I'm more nervous than an Austrian girl that's been asked to go and tidy the cellar.'