Things that just aren't Cricket!! - Page 2

PvtPyle · 18-07-2008, 19:17

This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.

Wossi · 18-07-2008, 20:02

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Originally Posted by PvtPyle

This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.

That was you you bar steward

j/k

Greenlizard0 · 19-07-2008, 18:31

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Originally Posted by PvtPyle

This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.

Woopie!? I have NEVER heard it being called that before!

Wossi · 19-07-2008, 21:15

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Originally Posted by Greenlizard0

Woopie!? I have NEVER heard it being called that before!

Never seen Mallrats I take it?

SidewinderINC · 20-07-2008, 15:30

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Originally Posted by Wossi

Never seen Mallrats I take it?

And take your socks of next time you make whoopie, or whatever it is that you call it

Greenlizard0 · 20-07-2008, 18:18

I'm afraid not no lol!

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PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.