Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions - Page 2

Jonny69 · 05-08-2008, 09:39

I feel it's time to lower the tone in here and risk a suspension or thread deletion due to inappropriacy or adult nature. After much ponderance and prior discussion I bring you a new sexual position I feel is well suited to the boat.

I call it THE PIRATE
You make love to your woman standing up, approaching from the front. When you feel it is time to put an end to the deed (this will take some practice) you spuf in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time. She will simultaneously cover one eye, grab her shin and hop around on one leg and shout ARRRRRRRR!!! The Pirate, folks.

I wish for you to dig to the depths of your filthy minds and come up with some new positions yourselves. For an entry to be valid it must be well thought out and tested. Feel fry to try out any position mentioned here if you feel it wouldn't be realistic.

05-08-2008, 09:39	#1
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions I feel it's time to lower the tone in here and risk a suspension or thread deletion due to inappropriacy or adult nature. After much ponderance and prior discussion I bring you a new sexual position I feel is well suited to the boat. I call it THE PIRATE You make love to your woman standing up, approaching from the front. When you feel it is time to put an end to the deed (this will take some practice) you spuf in her eye and kick her in the shin at the same time. She will simultaneously cover one eye, grab her shin and hop around on one leg and shout ARRRRRRRR!!! The Pirate, folks. I wish for you to dig to the depths of your filthy minds and come up with some new positions yourselves. For an entry to be valid it must be well thought out and tested. Feel fry to try out any position mentioned here if you feel it wouldn't be realistic. __________________