Gary Glitter - Page 2

Lynnie_pitch nee Leigh · 23-08-2008, 21:12

Lets get this going again

Gary Glitter has said he wants to be cremated and thrown into an Etch A Sketch so that children can still play with him.

leowyatt · 23-08-2008, 21:16

So, Gary Glitter had a 'heart attack' when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he?
Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was 'High School Musical.'

What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear.

gary glitter has writen his will, and he has left all his money to his future wife.
its a shame that by law she will have to wait for her 12th birthday.

Del Lardo · 27-08-2008, 15:18

Got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout country it plays Dolly Parton, I shout Rock, it plays Guns & Roses. Was driving through town the other day and some little **** ran out in front of me, I shouted "****ing kids" it played Gary Glitter.

Feek · 28-08-2008, 06:30

From my inbox

Jonny69 · 28-08-2008, 11:06

Ahahahaha

Nutcase · 28-08-2008, 20:15

Tak · 28-08-2008, 20:20

even my manager tried to suppress a giggle at that one

Grandad · 29-08-2008, 15:02

Gary Glitter is hoping that his recent conviction doesn't affect his planned family holiday to the USA

He is hoping to go to Tampa with the kids

Lomster · 30-08-2008, 13:44

*BREAKING NEWS*
Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter.
They found Class A drugs in his living room, class B drugs in his kitchen and class 5C in his bedroom

Grandad · 31-08-2008, 02:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lomster

*BREAKING NEWS*
Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter.
They found Class A drugs in his living room, class B drugs in his kitchen and class 5C in his bedroom

groan

23-08-2008, 21:12	#11
Lynnie_pitch nee Leigh Princess Mombi Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 2,098	Lets get this going again Gary Glitter has said he wants to be cremated and thrown into an Etch A Sketch so that children can still play with him. __________________ Please captain, not in front of the Klingons

23-08-2008, 21:16	#12
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	So, Gary Glitter had a 'heart attack' when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he? Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was 'High School Musical.' What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear. gary glitter has writen his will, and he has left all his money to his future wife. its a shame that by law she will have to wait for her 12th birthday. __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!" Last edited by leowyatt; 23-08-2008 at 21:18.

28-08-2008, 06:30	#14
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	From my inbox __________________

28-08-2008, 11:06	#15
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Ahahahaha __________________

28-08-2008, 20:20	#17
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	even my manager tried to suppress a giggle at that one __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

27-08-2008, 15:18	#13
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout country it plays Dolly Parton, I shout Rock, it plays Guns & Roses. Was driving through town the other day and some little ** ran out in front of me, I shouted "**ing kids" it played Gary Glitter.

28-08-2008, 20:15	#16
Nutcase Moonshine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chelmsford, innit! Posts: 3,979

29-08-2008, 15:02	#18
Grandad Old Git Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,016	Gary Glitter is hoping that his recent conviction doesn't affect his planned family holiday to the USA He is hoping to go to Tampa with the kids

30-08-2008, 13:44	#19
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	BREAKING NEWS Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter. They found Class A drugs in his living room, class B drugs in his kitchen and class 5C in his bedroom __________________