I never thought the day would come... - Page 2

vix · 08-10-2008, 19:40

Wow, sounds scary and painful! Do they have to sew you up?

petemc · 08-10-2008, 19:45

Ok just to reiterate what divine said, O_o. A cute anal fissure, that dirty mary was coming on to you

I'm not sure if I wanna know how that heals.

Pheebs · 08-10-2008, 20:13

They have to cut some bits off and then do something (I got lost at the "cut bits off" and think my brain blocked the rest).

I then have uber cream to fix it for the next month and failing that.... I will be getting my bum botoxed!

lol!

This whole scenario just keeps getting funnier and funnier, from the day I was filmed breaking wind in a doctors face at the surgery to meeting Daniel Craig to potentially having a J Lo bum!

*ponders what can happen next!*

Oh I forgot to say, during the examination Daniel Craig was explaining to a colleague all the stuff happening back there (I think she's a new Doc type thing). Anyway, he was yabbering on and he pauses... and my phone goes off.

A phone going off is bad enough as it is whilst I have two people looking up my bum, but to make it worse my ring tone is a really cheesey 80's style pr0no choon. Oh how I felt my cheeks glow (... yes... both).

Piggymon · 08-10-2008, 20:13

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Haly · 08-10-2008, 20:14

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

Yes, as you've probably guessed, sadly for me it wasn't *the* Daniel Craig. As much as I hoped prior to the wonderful meeting, Daniel Craig was not the gorgeous beast from James Bond, but a short, chubby and somewhat joyful surgeon

I feel very cheated

The surgery sounds scary! Hopefully it fixes everything nicely

Tak · 08-10-2008, 20:24

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

Oh how I felt my cheeks glow (... yes... both).

Desmo · 08-10-2008, 20:35

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Originally Posted by Haly

I feel very cheated

The surgery sounds scary! Hopefully it fixes everything nicely

Tear your bum and you can go see him too

Haly · 08-10-2008, 20:36

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Originally Posted by Desmo

Tear your bum and you can go see him too

Not if he's unDaniel Craig like! I already asked Pheebs to kidnap him for me if he looked like the other one anyway

I was hoping to come home to a Daniel Craig sized parcel

Pebs · 08-10-2008, 20:40

I'm clenching at the mere thought!

Good news though, at least it's going to get fixed

penski · 08-10-2008, 21:53

Use more lube next time. One of you must have been WAY over-eager to tear it...

*n

08-10-2008, 19:40	#11
vix Penelope Pitstop Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,426	Wow, sounds scary and painful! Do they have to sew you up? __________________

08-10-2008, 19:45	#12
petemc Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nr Liverpewl Posts: 4,371	Ok just to reiterate what divine said, O_o. A cute anal fissure, that dirty mary was coming on to you I'm not sure if I wanna know how that heals. __________________ Thats no hamster, its a space station!

08-10-2008, 20:13	#13
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	They have to cut some bits off and then do something (I got lost at the "cut bits off" and think my brain blocked the rest). I then have uber cream to fix it for the next month and failing that.... I will be getting my bum botoxed! lol! This whole scenario just keeps getting funnier and funnier, from the day I was filmed breaking wind in a doctors face at the surgery to meeting Daniel Craig to potentially having a J Lo bum! ponders what can happen next! Oh I forgot to say, during the examination Daniel Craig was explaining to a colleague all the stuff happening back there (I think she's a new Doc type thing). Anyway, he was yabbering on and he pauses... and my phone goes off. A phone going off is bad enough as it is whilst I have two people looking up my bum, but to make it worse my ring tone is a really cheesey 80's style pr0no choon. Oh how I felt my cheeks glow (... yes... both). __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

08-10-2008, 20:13	#14
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

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Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	I'm clenching at the mere thought! Good news though, at least it's going to get fixed __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

08-10-2008, 21:53	#20
penski Columbian Coffee Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 73	Use more lube next time. One of you must have been WAY over-eager to tear it... *n __________________ Every night I shut my eyes, so I don't have to see the light, shining so bright...I'll dream about a cloudy sky, a cloudy sky. And every night I shut my eyes, but now I've got them open wide. You've fallen into my hands, and now you're burning me. You're burning me.