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Old 04-02-2009, 20:22   #211
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Oh god no... he's normally very good with his hands but his massages are crap
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Old 04-02-2009, 21:23   #212
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God you English girls are critical!


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Old 04-02-2009, 21:29   #213
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Do you like your ankles ?
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Old 05-02-2009, 10:18   #214
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See now, I hate being called British. These application forms you fill out and it asks what nationality I am and has only "British" for me and I'm like NO!! NO DAMNIT!!! I'm English!

I think one time in a rage I ticked "Other" and put in English!
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Old 05-02-2009, 10:26   #215
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See now, I hate being called British. These application forms you fill out and it asks what nationality I am and has only "British" for me and I'm like NO!! NO DAMNIT!!! I'm English!

I think one time in a rage I ticked "Other" and put in English!
If it weren't for that though we would have nothing to boast about in sport!
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Old 05-02-2009, 10:43   #216
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People who don't understand the word "irrational"




When Virgin channel changes freezes on some crap

When I drop summit, I am like what the **** Aaarrrggghhhhh

When I hurt myself, Door hurts me I hurt it back

When I plot up only to realise the one thing I need is still in the other room

And sometimes
People who post on forums as if they actually know something who quite clearly haven't even stepped outside there bedrooms since leaving the womb
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Old 05-02-2009, 12:17   #217
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Geeks with stupidly high standards when it comes to the other sex. Whenever someone posts a picture of a girl its 'zomg shes so ugly, what a dog' for even having the slightest hint of curves etc.

Dude, you're sat posting on a forum, take what you can! I know i do.
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Old 05-02-2009, 12:30   #218
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See now, I hate being called British. These application forms you fill out and it asks what nationality I am and has only "British" for me and I'm like NO!! NO DAMNIT!!! I'm English!

I think one time in a rage I ticked "Other" and put in English!
I'm the exact opposite
I don't like it when a form asks me if I'm English or Welsh (amongst other options), so I always want to put British if it's there.
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:19   #219
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Snow days.

Just bloody leave earlier you slacktard.
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:29   #220
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Improper use of 'literally' to describe non-literal situations. It does make for some very funny statements though.
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