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Old 06-12-2011, 17:43   #2501
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People who ruin Secret Santa by not being able to follow SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS (or use their brain, either/or)


You seem to be forgetting that ~50% of the participants don't read instructions as that's cheating
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Old 06-12-2011, 17:58   #2502
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both of 'em! The student and the MONKEY!

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You seem to be forgetting that ~50% of the participants don't read instructions as that's cheating
What's the excuse for not using brain though?
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Old 06-12-2011, 18:08   #2503
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Youuuuu shouldn't have saaaaaaaid that!

MU HA HA

/texts away like mad



Love. Pheebs.



PS. It's Pheebs here. Pheebs posted this message. To you. Marie. Please note... I'm not Marie. I am Pheebs. Pheebs pheebs pheebs. Pheebeh Pheeb peeb peebypeebebebebebbbebebobobobobOOBOBOBbobeh. PEEEEEEEEEEEEEBY. Pheebs.

Lub choo.

Pheebs.
I can confirm that I've had the above (and similar) for most of the day.

Cheers Pheebs, love you
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Old 06-12-2011, 18:30   #2504
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I can confirm that I've had the above (and similar) for most of the day.

Cheers Pheebs, love you
Nps hun.

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... that's a lie... it was Pheebs! Did I fool you?! Did you think I was someone else!?! Cos I'm not! It's Pheebs!



Man. I'm even annoying myself right now
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:57   #2505
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Papers getting it wrong, Metro the other day (Monday possibly) claimed 5k was 2.7 miles.
My PB just got about 2 minutes faster.
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:08   #2506
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Papers getting it wrong, Metro the other day (Monday possibly) claimed 5k was 2.7 miles.
My PB just got about 2 minutes faster.
Yeah, our local rag printed a story the other day about the neutrino saga, trying to be all techy and cerebral, and then listed the speed of light as 168,282 mps. D'oh!
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Old 07-12-2011, 13:16   #2507
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Computer games that have a splash screen with nothing on, so you press the Start button.... and all that happens is the words 'Press Start' appear. Hnnngggggggg!
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Old 07-12-2011, 18:40   #2508
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Hotel websites which only state their rates excl tax!!!

GRRRR

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Old 07-12-2011, 19:41   #2509
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I'm sick of people bleating on about how cute their kids are on Facebook. Well done, you bred. Everyone can do it and you're not special because you managed it. AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR PUKING BRATS!!!
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Old 07-12-2011, 22:14   #2510
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Haha, i do get you there Jonny... it's coming up to Christmas though, I do see a notable increase in this occurrence!
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