Say Hi to Borris...

[Pheebs]

Yowza!

Get Desmo to give you a big snog better

Stan stan the whiskey Man - it sounds like if I saw you walking about I may mistaken you for a zombie with all your injuries! Hoping you keep safe til hometime (well... and during hometime too! )

[Justsomebloke]

It's a Fossil of one of those fishy things
Looks nasty & you are right Girlys with Bruised legs do look like Skanky Hoes
I shall rub it better the first chance I get

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Bigstan

I'm almost at the end of my 4 weeks on the rig and, as always, I'm getting tired and my concentration is slipping. In the last few days I've managed to pierce my thumb to the bone with a piece of wire, which swelled up. I've also managed to clatter one knee twice off the edge of the drawer of the desk in my cabin and the other knee off the door frame of the en-suite toilet/shower room. At the moment, I'm like the walking wounded. It's a good job I get off the rig tomorrow, I shudder to think what would happen if I had to stay another week.

I hope your bruise gets better soon. If you want someone to rub some of Garp's ointment into it, I know of a volunteer...........

I think a pint and a nice single malt may be the cure ....

[Stan_Lite]

Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

I think a pint and a nice single malt may be the cure ....

You know, I think you may just be right young man

[Piggymon]

Originally Posted by phykell

Spooky

ROFL !!

[mejinks]

You know, in a certain light that looks a bit like something rude....

Maybe its just my warped mind

[Mark]

I've done myself in today. Not by walking into anything, but just by walking. Massaged some cream in which helped a little (I hope my neighbours didn't hear me as they'd have thought there was an orgy going on). I just hope I'll be OK walking at the weekend.

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by mejinks

You know, in a certain light that looks a bit like something rude....

Maybe its just my warped mind

Maybe if you squint a little...