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Old 08-03-2009, 00:59   #21
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And on that note, it's bedtime Yes yes Burble, you don't need to say it...thank god for that!
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Old 08-03-2009, 02:06   #22
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I got arrested last night.

Apparently, sitting on a bus and whacking off with your penis in a rolled copy of the Beano is not an acceptable form of comic relief.
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Old 08-03-2009, 02:15   #23
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Got done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your wang in the Beano and ****ing is not part of Comic Relief.
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I got arrested last night.

Apparently, sitting on a bus and whacking off with your penis in a rolled copy of the Beano is not an acceptable form of comic relief.
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Old 08-03-2009, 02:38   #24
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Tits and rats cocks.

DENIED !!!!!
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Old 08-03-2009, 02:45   #25
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Joke FAIL!
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:05   #26
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I went to the doctors and told him I was obsessed with having sex with the biscuit tin.

You're obviously ****ing crackers he said.
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:07   #27
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Marvellous thing this wireless notebook.

I am at work at the minute.
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:25   #28
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I didnt know! Its only my voice! I'm hoping beyond hope the melon incident is on the editing floor!
No headlights eh Pebs
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:09   #29
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What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled?

A tubby.
Good joke, would LOL again. A++
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:17   #30
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Hahahahha! *claps hands* MORE MoOORe!!
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