Partners & there wrong doings for the Lolage

[BBx]

When I go to brush my teeth I notice short and curlys in the sink.

(These are chest hairs and nothing else )

There is always a pile of washing up, but I end up doing it because otherwise its not done properly

Otherwise he's pretty well house trained

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[Desmo]

Originally Posted by TinkerBell

Lol! You are wrong

Originally Posted by TinkerBell

I only use one type of shampoo and one type of conditioner. I have 3 different shower gels but that is because they all smell nice, but I normally only use one until it is finished

So I'm right then

[Pumpkinstew]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

1.[/b] Leaving beer bottle caps lying on the counter... when there's a bin two foot away! His excuse - he likes to know how many he's had

Why is Picky having to get his own beers woman? This problem goes away if you just fetched a new cold one when he was empty.

'Er what must be allowed 10 hours beauty sleep is a right bugger for this too, though.

You're never more than three paces from the bin in our kitchen and yet I always find bits of rubbish and kitchen towels and veg shavings lying around on the work surfaces and table.
That and even cheese on toast requires the use of every pot, pan and cooking utensil we have available.

And she eats raw onions and tries to kiss me. Bleugh. We had to watch Top Gear in separate rooms last night because the stench of her cheese and onion sandwich was making my eyes water.

[Pheebs]

Originally Posted by Pumpkinstew

Why is Picky having to get his own beers woman? This problem goes away if you just fetched a new cold one when he was empty.

Sometimes it's just worth getting it yourself... I have a memory like a goldfish...

Me: *tootles off into the kitchen*
Picky: "Ooh whilst your there could you grab my beer from the fridge?!"
Me: "Yeh sure " *bumbles into the kitchen... boshes around sorting out a snack.... notices some rubbish on the side... puts rubbish in the bin... puts plates on the side in the dishwasher... wipes the surface... wonders what she was doing in the kitchen... oh yeh... grabs some grapes... tootles back into the lounge... sits down*
Picky: "Ermm... well?"
Me: "Oh sorry, have a grape!"
Picky: "No the beer the beeeeeeeer!"
Me: "Oops! Oh yeh! I forget! Silly me!" *tootles out into the kitchen, gets beer out the fridge... notices dirty mark in the fridge... gets detox... sprays the fridge and wipes it... puts detox back... wanders back into the lounge*
Picky: "Beer?"
Me: "Oh yeh! Whoopsy! I got it out but left it in there" *tootles back into the kitchen....

[Rich_L]

PostIt->Forehead->Fix

Do it Pickers

[TinkerBell]

Originally Posted by Desmo

So I'm right then

Nope, I can't use just shampoo on my hair as it will screw it up. I also have the problem that I can't use the 2 in 1 stuff as it also does the same. If I could I would. So YOU are wrong

[Pheebs]

Originally Posted by Rich_L

PostIt->Forehead->Fix

Do it Pickers

But how would I see it?!

[vix]

My hair gets 'used' to one brand of shampoo and conditioner so I have to rotate them to get the benefit. Don't think that annoys Phil though. He doesn't do anything annoying, I probably do loads to annoy him judging by what other people have posted :/

[Lana]

That is exactly my problem...i have to rotate hair products for optimum hair happiness! Its just good sense!

And GARP....man oh man... My biggest peeve at the moment is leaving recyclables in the sink. Sure, clean them out, rinse them, but then just LEAVE them there? Then they get dirty the next time dishes go in!

Also, he has a habit of talking to me while I am doing other things. I have a one track mind and when I am reading, typing, etc. i can't focus on what is being said around me at the same time. Garp lovingly ignores this...granted, I do the same thing. (he's mocking me and talking to me right now as I type this)

[BBx]

Originally Posted by vix

My hair gets 'used' to one brand of shampoo and conditioner so I have to rotate them to get the benefit. Don't think that annoys Phil though. He doesn't do anything annoying, I probably do loads to annoy him judging by what other people have posted :/

I do the whole rotation shampoo thing too, but I use the whole bottle before rotation!

Loads of half empty bottles around the bath do my head in!

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